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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Apr 13^th, 2006, 4:51am)

Title: My trip to Mexico......
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 13^th, 2006, 4:51am

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch -- free of charge, of course.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.
;;D

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by jimmers on Apr 13^th, 2006, 12:13pm

BINGO!!!!

Great stuff.

Jimmers

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by Jonny on Apr 13^th, 2006, 3:06pm

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Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by imnotbub on Apr 13^th, 2006, 3:12pm

on 04/13/06 at 04:51:36, BarbaraD wrote:

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

I agree 100% with everything, except I wouldn't call alot of the jobs they do 'nice'. While they are better than the $50 or $60 a week jobs they leave to come here, they are still usually unpleasant and by our standards, not well paid. I WOULD like to see Pres. Fox's reaction to a letter like this though. It would truly be entertaining and informative.

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 13^th, 2006, 7:15pm

I am not a criminal,

now give me your wallet

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Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by Jonny on Apr 13^th, 2006, 7:27pm

on 04/13/06 at 19:15:07, Dragnlance wrote:

I am not a criminal,

now give me your wallet

[smiley=laugh.gif]

But dude, its only the wallets that Americans dont want to take ;;D

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by cootie on Apr 14^th, 2006, 4:02pm

Is Mexican food cheaper in Mexico.....does it taste the same ? Always wonder'd about that.....I love mexican food and chinese but got to talkin to a girl that works at the new fancy big chinese joint and she's from some big city 'over there' and recently came to America and got married. (hmmmmmm ???) I think her hubby has sumthin to do with that resturant cuz she is hostess and always there. She said what we THINK is chinese and like is a modified version and not really how "they" make it or like it. So is that the same with mexican food and Itallian....all modified versions they "think" we'd like and buy ? That's kinda wierd when ya stop and think about it. So.....I wonder what McDonalds tastes like over or down there ?? Modified Big Mack'd Pam

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Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 14^th, 2006, 4:20pm

Micky D's cannot use beef in India.. can't have someone eating grandman ya know, sooooo
You get a vegiburger instead...

Just a smidgen different than we have here... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by Sandy_C on Apr 14^th, 2006, 5:44pm

I'm flying into Mexico on 5/4, Do you think I should print and carry this memo with me? ;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: My trip to Mexico......
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 14^th, 2006, 5:55pm

Definitely Sandy.... wouldn't want you to be discriminated against -- and be sure to take some American flags with you -- gotta wave Old Glory at every opportunity. And make sure you get all the "perks" :-*

Hugs BD