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(Message started by: chewy on Apr 9^th, 2006, 4:58pm)

Title: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by chewy on Apr 9^th, 2006, 4:58pm

Joe has bee having severe headaches for several
years now andhis wife finally convinced him to see a neurologist.

The doctor said, Joe, the good news is I can
cure your headaches.

The bad news is that, it will require
castration.

ou have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles, to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.

Joe was shocked, and depressed.
He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a
headache for the
first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was
missing an important part of himself.

He walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning, and
live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store.and thought, that's what I need, a new suit.

He entered the shop, and told the salesman, I'd
like a new suit.

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly, and said,
let's see . . .size 44 long.

Joe laughed, that's right, how did you know?

Been in the business 60 years, the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the
salesman asked, how
about a new shirt?

Joe thought for a moment, and then said, sure.
he salesman eyed Joe, and said, let's see,
34 sleeves, and 16 1/2 neck.

Joe was surprised, that's right, how did you know?
Been in the business 60 years.
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

He walked comfortably around the shop, and the
salesman a sked,; how about some new underwear?

Joe thought for a moment and said, sure.
The salesman said, let's see . . .size 36.

Joe laughed, ! ; ah ha!!
I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.

The salesman shook his head, you can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against
the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear -
Second Opinion
PRICELESS

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Jasmyn on Apr 10^th, 2006, 4:32am

[smiley=laugh.gif] Sometimes it is too late to learn from our mistakes [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by burnt-toast on Apr 10^th, 2006, 5:58am

Miracle cure? Okay! But's what's the solution for thems CHenz?

Tom

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Ghost on Apr 10^th, 2006, 8:42am

on 04/10/06 at 05:58:04, burnt-toast wrote:

Miracle cure? Okay! But's what's the solution for thems CHenz?

Tom

Thongs! ;) ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X :-* ;)

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by chewy on Apr 10^th, 2006, 9:02am

Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies.

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by AussieBrian on Apr 10^th, 2006, 9:19am

on 04/10/06 at 09:02:10, chewy wrote:

Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies.

You've more than one Speedo?!! We call 'em budgie smugglers.

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 10^th, 2006, 9:36am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by cootie on Apr 10^th, 2006, 10:17am

Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam

http://bestsmileys.com/flashing/1.gif

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Jasmyn on Apr 10^th, 2006, 10:22am

on 04/10/06 at 09:02:10, chewy wrote:

Now I have to dump my Speedo collection. Sorry ladies.

For what? "Butt-Floss-R-Us", "Free-Willy-2" or "Bag-The-Ol'Man"? ;)

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 10^th, 2006, 10:25am

on 04/10/06 at 10:17:50, cootie wrote:

Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam

http://bestsmileys.com/flashing/1.gif

Well, I suppose that is the next step... After all, I've seen night gowns and socks which light up... :-X

Sanna

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Cathi04 on Apr 10^th, 2006, 10:47am

[smiley=pokeeye.gif]
Cathi

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by TomM on Apr 10^th, 2006, 4:51pm

on 04/10/06 at 10:17:50, cootie wrote:

Did ya know they make underwear that lights up now ? Seen it advertised on tv. I think some can even flash. Go to the light Pam

http://bestsmileys.com/flashing/1.gif

Where do you put the battery pack?
Talk about a potential Hot Flash...

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Charlie on Apr 10^th, 2006, 7:36pm

http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/censor.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Lamb fries? http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/knife fork.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: CURE....Change Your Underwear!
Post by Melissa on Apr 10^th, 2006, 8:37pm

make it stop! make it stop!

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