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Title: Typical Frenchman Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 5th, 2006, 5:55am http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/zwibbs11/thumb_french_hen.jpg |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Chillrmn1 on Apr 5th, 2006, 5:58am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Ueli on Apr 5th, 2006, 7:14am Hey zwibbs/Scott, Do you think a message board for clusterheads is the right place to post your fucking racist drivel? |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 5th, 2006, 8:00am Hey Ueli----Racist ?!?!? That's a new one on me |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by floridian on Apr 5th, 2006, 9:30am Here is this weeks favorite Frenchman, courtesy of the University of Florida NCAA basketball champions: http://slamonline.com/magazine/punks/JoakimNoah.jpg Joakim Noah!! "But this is no longer just the story of the son of a famous Frenchman. In July, Joakim (Joe-a-keem) Noah—who lived in both France and New York as a kid—played in his first adidas ABCD Camp and transformed himself into something of a rising star." http://slamonline.com/magazine/punks/JoakimNoah73/ Did I mention that the University of Florida won the NCAA basketball championship? |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 5th, 2006, 9:53am I remember when Joakim played in New York. He certainly proved himself in this years NCAA'S. My School----Manhattan College---eliminated Florida in the first round of the NCAA"S three years ago. It was an upset and we beat them by 15 !!! The Gators deserved it this year--and I am happy for Billy Donovan and his family. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by rickyshot on Apr 5th, 2006, 10:41am Mais oooh la la. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by LeLimey on Apr 5th, 2006, 12:32pm I agree with Ueli, lets keep the French out of it. BANG!!!! There we go.. no french left now! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by sandie99 on Apr 5th, 2006, 12:36pm on 04/05/06 at 12:32:13, LeLimey wrote:
Helen, you're the best. ;;D I'm having a kip 5 in here and yet I'm laughing. Thank you. :) Sanna |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by imnotbub on Apr 5th, 2006, 12:39pm Hey Helen, are you still pissed that the French helped the 'American colonies' in the 1770's? [smiley=mad.gif] Steve the Frenchman |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by LeLimey on Apr 5th, 2006, 1:01pm Just for you Steve mon petit chou :-* Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "Pierre Pierre.. what are you doing?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. He replies, "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you're doing?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!" |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by pattik on Apr 5th, 2006, 1:06pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] I'll bet our dear Limey friend has plenty more up her sleeve, but ration them out to make them last. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by imnotbub on Apr 5th, 2006, 1:24pm on 04/05/06 at 13:01:35, LeLimey wrote:
No wonder their moustaches are so small. [smiley=frown.gif] |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by LeLimey on Apr 5th, 2006, 1:28pm Yes bubbles, their moustaches are deliberately small to cover their pride and dignity :P (love ya really!) Helen |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by sandie99 on Apr 5th, 2006, 1:33pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Jonny on Apr 5th, 2006, 7:22pm Can anyone tell me that if I walk down the street singing the lyrics of 50 cent that I am a racist? Every 4th word in his lyrics is "Nig-ga".....am I a racist? I for one think that the French goverment are cheese eating surrender monkeys....am I a racist towords the people? This bullshit is so way out of hand.....kinda reminds me of why we are letting illegal aliens march in our fucking streets burning the American flag. America gives BILLIONS to countries around the world, what do we get back?........spit in the face! Close the borders....Now!...till we can get a handle on this shit. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Melissa on Apr 5th, 2006, 7:28pm What a funny clucker, I love chickens!!! They are so tastey!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] I love it, and I have some French blood running through my veins too. Thank goodness it's not a lot! ;) JUST KIDDING! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Jonny on Apr 5th, 2006, 7:33pm Some may think this is funny. This is your childs future! http://www.bloggernews.net/2006/04/american-flag-banned-in-american.html |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by superhawk2300 on Apr 5th, 2006, 8:50pm Well this is gonna really label me but here goes. I participate in historical re-enactments about the French and Indian war, as a British light infantry troop ( I shoot at the French) (yeah I could be a dork, but I also play semi-pro football - there I feel better). I am a history buff. Dude who brought up the colonies stuff is correct. Now I am not French, but I am also not a puppet, nor a hypocrite (notice I am speaking for myself only) and I find the French bashing to be getting lame and even a it embarrasing. The tire old "without the US the French would be speaking German" is so passe. It may be true but so is the fact that without the French the USA would still be an English colony. MOST of the arms the colonist used were French and most of those were donated. Something huge like over 80% of the gunpowered the colonist used was given by the French (no powder no speeding bullets toward English troops). All navel power was French supplied and the thing that really won our independance was the supply line woes the English had. In fact the English used the "we didn't lose, we left" line way before Viet Nam". During the final battles during the RevW there were equal amounts of French troops dying on our soil as colonists. Then we win and they send us a big ass statue. Let me make one thing clear, I have no particular love for the French, just a distaste for hypocracy, elietism, and prejudice (not to be confused with patriotism). For America to be great she needs to be good. If America ceases to be good she ceases to be great. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Jonny on Apr 5th, 2006, 9:16pm on 04/05/06 at 20:50:58, superhawk2300 wrote:
I guess giving Billions of dollars to shit countries is not good?.....what am I missing? |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Kevin_M on Apr 5th, 2006, 9:24pm on 04/05/06 at 20:50:58, superhawk2300 wrote:
The French assistance in money and arms was essential but I wouldn't say "donated", it wasn't voluntary, not without Ben Franklin being in Paris through the duration of the war. With his enormous charisma, clout and respect he had there, getting every penny of it all out of the French. The man was a genius and stands as the most deserving to be on our $100.00 bill. That was an incomparable and immense duty to this country. Truly unbelievable what he did to get France's tremendous contribution. Anyone who cares to read the whole story it's right here. THE GREAT IMPROVISION Franklin, France, and the birth of America Stacy Schiff 327.7304 S |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Ueli on Apr 5th, 2006, 10:08pm on 04/05/06 at 21:16:04, Jonny wrote:
Sorry to say dude, but you're missing good taste by speaking of "shit countries". ::) |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by superhawk2300 on Apr 6th, 2006, 12:05am Jonny - I didn't say the us was bad, its just a quote. And just becasue Franklin was in Paris and did lots of work over there that doesn't mean they shouldn't get credit for it - and donations is exactly what they did. Yes the French also hated the English so by supplying us and sending their troops it was a way to fight the brits without actually declaring war on them, but why should that mean all they gave us isn't deserving of credit or more. Do you think the US deserves credit for ridding Iraq of Sadam? The US is going to (and is) gaining huge for that move but that doesn't mean the iraqi people should not give us credit? see the sameness? And Franklin spent lots of his time dressed in womens clothes at freaky sex parties with young boys. Ben had a active mind and some great work and some not so great stuff. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Kevin_M on Apr 6th, 2006, 5:53am on 04/06/06 at 00:05:58, superhawk2300 wrote:
Jan 20, 1777. King Louis XVI granted the American commissioner 2 million livres, payable when "The U.S. are settled in peace and prosperity". Secret envoys credited it to unnamed private hands, uncommited to paper on either side, nor would any document committing the French court to the rebels ever be entrusted to the Americans. Only after the battle of Saratoga (an influencial victory) did France find it imperative to solidify her relationship "with a friend who could be useful if bound to us, dangerous if neglected." Louis XVI was Bourbon, as was the King of Spain, joining their countries at the hip. Spain saw Saratoga as meaningless and found it better to remain firm, allowing the British and Americans to destroy each other. The difference being Franklin's presence in Paris, not Madrid. England feared his presence and influence in France more than any colonial rebel army Total cost of the Revolution to France, excluding interest, 1 - 1.3 billion livres. French gifts: 47.5 million livres. They do not volutarily bankrupt their nation with loans to America without Franklin. Franklin was in his seventies at the time (born Jan. 17 1706) and courted Madame Brillon and Lady Helga in the Paris evenings very frequently and the admiration he received from all the ladies of Paris was unparallelled. His constant daytime companion, a bit flamboyant lad being Parisian educated and socialized was also his personal secretary. That would be his son. He was highly distinguished from his personal scientific accomplishments, and was held in the highest regard in that respect for his era. Quote:
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by MakeItStop on Apr 6th, 2006, 6:13am Sprechen Sie Deutsch? No? Guess 1945 makes us even for 1790. When in Rome, do as athe Romans. When in France, Surrender! |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by imnotbub on Apr 6th, 2006, 9:11am My original statement about the French assistance during the 1770's was only meant as a tickle for Helen, but since it has grown to have a life of it's own, I guess I will weigh in. While it is fun to poke at the French for the misfortunes they endured during both world wars, I think to actually believe that the French are cowards is not only a mistake, but laughable. The average civilian in any country has a tendancy to accept to some degree the fate that their government inflicts them with. The French resistance during WWII was a significant thorn in the side of the German occupiers. Just look at the other countries that the Germans overran during that period. From the north to the east, Europe had many countries lost to the Germans, and yet I never hear those countries declared cowards. How about the countries that became part of the USSR? Are they yellow? The French hold a position in our history, that quite frankly, can really never be repaid. Has the French government made mistakes throughout history? Sure. What government hasn't? Many would say the French aiding the Americam colonies was one of them. But I think a little respect should be paid to them for their part in the formation of the greatest country that has ever existed in the history of the world. [smiley=twocents.gif] Steve.....proud to be an American with French blood. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by chewy on Apr 6th, 2006, 9:18am The National Flag of France http://www.f1.kiev.ua/1997/Notes/Rules/FIA/flag_white.gif |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by maffumatt on Apr 6th, 2006, 11:52am The French have one of the most effective fighting forces of all time, the French Foreign Legion. Very respected..... |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by chewy on Apr 6th, 2006, 1:38pm Quote:
Right. But how many of them are French ? |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by superhawk2300 on Apr 6th, 2006, 6:14pm Nighn, but I don't speak British either, Govenor.... |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by BobG on Apr 6th, 2006, 7:30pm The French race. Huh? I thought it was a nationality. Anyone that can eat snails and laugh at Jerry Lewis is OK in my book. ::) |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Charlie on Apr 7th, 2006, 12:02am It's easy to pick on the French. Some of that is their own fault. The French are a cantankerous bunch but compared to us there is no comparison. Geography has been on our side. England too. About 200 years ago, things were a bit different.....yes everybody knows Napoleon was Corsican. Cowards were pretty rare in the Old Guard though. We're embarrassing in other ways is all. We've decided to set aside history in the current mess for example. It boggles the mind that Tony Blair did the same. It's time to end the French bashing. "Freedom Fries" is what did it in for me. Assinine. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by AussieBrian on Apr 7th, 2006, 3:57am I was in France, partaking of their various beers, and desperate to find a toilet. A local gendarme saw my problem, steered me just around the corner into a beautiful park, and turned his back while I relieved myself behind a tree. "Thanks, mate," says I, "That's what I call service!" A pleasure, monsieur," says he, "That's what we call the American Embassy." |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Chillrmn1 on Apr 7th, 2006, 5:20am I still think the chicken wearing the beret and carrying the french wine is funny as hell! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 7th, 2006, 6:01am on 04/07/06 at 05:20:07, Chillrmn1 wrote:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I thought so too--that's why I posted it. But Ueli thinks I'm a racist moron .....I am still trying to figure that one out-----maybe I should have used a black chicken. Who knows. |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by maffumatt on Apr 7th, 2006, 3:06pm on 04/07/06 at 00:02:57, Charlie wrote:
I love the way you defend other nations from "bashing" while continuously and regularly bash your own. Are we as a nation really that bad? |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Charlie on Apr 7th, 2006, 6:54pm I've never bashed America. Just the Beavis and Buttheads http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/sigh.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Typical Frenchman Post by Drk^Angel on Apr 8th, 2006, 7:33am Heh heh... You said butt... PFDAN........................................ Drk^Angel |
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