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(Message started by: JenniferD on Mar 30^th, 2006, 7:17am)

Title: true friendship
Post by JenniferD on Mar 30^th, 2006, 7:17am

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually come close to reality:

*When you are sad-- I will help you get drunk & plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

*When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

*When you smile-- I will know you finally got laid.

*When you are scared-- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

*When you are worried-- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

*When you are confused-- I will use little words.

*When you are sick--Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

*When you fall-- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

*This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."

Remember . . a good friend will help you move.... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body . . . let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS,
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT,
BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 30^th, 2006, 8:20am

[smiley=crackup.gif]Jen, come visit and bring the shovel and depends ;)

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by pattik on Mar 30^th, 2006, 8:24am

[smiley=laugh.gif]Thanks, Jen....I needed that. ;;D

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Caine_607 on Mar 30^th, 2006, 8:28am

Hahahaha... that is excellent !!!

"only you can feel the warmth".. I'm deffo plagiarising that !!!

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by sandie99 on Mar 30^th, 2006, 10:11am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Ghost on Mar 30^th, 2006, 10:13am

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Now I have to clean my screen! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mike

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 30^th, 2006, 10:49am

[smiley=spit.gif]

I also have to clean my screen! LMAO!!

Great post Jen!!

Dragn

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Charlotte on Mar 30^th, 2006, 10:53am

Little words.

A friend will love you even when they can't remember their own name.

Charlotte

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by Langa on Mar 30^th, 2006, 4:03pm

Gotta love it! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thanks!

Langa

Title: Re: true friendship
Post by LeLimey on Mar 30^th, 2006, 4:08pm

on 03/30/06 at 07:17:46, JenniferD wrote:

Remember . . a good friend will help you move.... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body . . . let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

And a Really, REALLY good friend will even hit the bugger with the shovel while you keep him talking! ;)