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(Message started by: Goblin on Mar 28th, 2006, 3:41pm)

Title: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Goblin on Mar 28th, 2006, 3:41pm
Today I got this and replied! ::) ;;D ;)

FRED KWAME <barristerfkwame01@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
Royal House Chambers
Solicitors & Advocates
Block 2, Flat 5, Rue du Boulevard,
PB 491,Lome-Togo,
West-Africa.

Dear Roberts,

I am Barrister Fred Kwame, a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to Mr.J.Rboerts, a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. He used to be my client my client. On the 11th of June 2001, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$7.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over two years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Best

Regards,
Fred Kwame Esq.
Lome Togo.


Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Goblin on Mar 28th, 2006, 3:42pm
This was my reply. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Dear Fred
What kind of sick person tries to pull this kind os stuff to try to rip off someone? How dare you or anyone else attempt to prey off of another using a ruse such as this. I truely hope you experience a loss in your family and then some sick a-hole tries to prey off of you! I truely hope you feel good about yourself and can sleep good at night, because I forsee you or someone you care about meeting a tragic demise. I hope when it happens it is very painful and public. If you believe in god or whatever you really need to right now start praying to him and beg for forgivness. I wish for the worst possible things to come to you, and for you life to be miserable up till the day you die.

  If someone of this name did die I assure you it was in a blaze of glory while killing as many of your countrymen as he could before he went. A Roberts doesn't die like some pansey coward. I will look forward to you visiting this country, I would like to meet you then hunt you down like an animal, and ensure you die a slow painful death. Please bring your family so I will be able to hunt them too. If your children are to young to hunt I will keep and raise them as my own. If you have daughters I will raise them till they are old enough to sell as sex slaves, Sons will be labor for me till they are old enough to sell to a foreign country as labor slaves.

   If you decide to take me up on my offer bring the 7.5 million in cash so I dont waste my time for nothing more than sport hunting. This way I will have something to show for my troubles.

Thank you.

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 28th, 2006, 3:54pm
Ummmm....yeah....you're probably right....but on the off chance....could you tell him Roberts was a middle name I used to use???? ;;D ;;D ;;D

Guiseppi

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Jonny on Mar 28th, 2006, 3:54pm
Check out these sites if you want a good laugh ;;D

http://www.dumbentia.com/gallery_scammers.html

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Goblin on Mar 28th, 2006, 4:03pm

on 03/28/06 at 15:54:44, Guiseppi wrote:
Ummmm....yeah....you're probably right....but on the off chance....could you tell him Roberts was a middle name I used to use???? ;;D ;;D ;;D

Guiseppi

?

I give up, not sure what that means. :-/

Its actually my First name but that doesnt matter
.

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by chewy on Mar 28th, 2006, 4:13pm
HAH! Not as smart as you think you are Goblin. Your not getting squat.

I sent him all my banking info last week so I'll be getting the money first.

Tough luck for you Goblin.

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Goblin on Mar 28th, 2006, 4:54pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Bummer missed again! ;;D

Well maybe next time I will get back to him faster. 8) 8) 8)

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by chewy on Mar 28th, 2006, 5:13pm
PSSSST. Just in case I sent him Jonnies banking info. If its real I'll just borrow some.

If its a scam then fuck it, no harm no foul.

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Jonny on Mar 28th, 2006, 5:13pm
http://www.bustedupcowgirl.com/paypalebayscam.html

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Mar 28th, 2006, 5:13pm
Chewy - when you get all that filthy money could ya float us a small loan.  We just bought another house and could use a little extra cash! ;;D

Title: Re:
Post by Richr8 on Mar 28th, 2006, 10:11pm
"I am going to be RICH!!!!"


No! Not another one.

pf wishes,

Rich

Title: Re: I am going to be RICH!!!!
Post by Charlie on Mar 28th, 2006, 10:53pm
I love these things.

Oh yeah. I have 7.5 million dollars. Damned if can find anyone to help find someone after 2 years. LOL.  I could drum up lots of "relatives" for that. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/reading.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie



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