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(Message started by: Melissa on Mar 23^rd, 2006, 8:28am)

Title: Readings for today...
Post by Melissa on Mar 23^rd, 2006, 8:28am

"You Know You're Too Stressed If..."

...relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that
you should get some rest.

...you can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.

...you say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

...the Sun is too loud.

...trees begin chasing you.

...you can see individual air molecules vibrating.

...you begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

...you wonder if brewing, is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.

...you can hear mimes.

...you believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

...things become "Very Clear."

...you ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

...you begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.

...you say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

..you keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one
in the room.

...your heart beats in 7/8 time.

...you and Reality file for divorce.

...you can skip without a rope.

...it appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

...you have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything
else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears,
leaving you more confused than before.

...you can travel without moving.

...antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

...you discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

...you begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a
nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the
night.

...teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.

...you have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

You are WAY to stressed.... if you experiance more than 3 things on this list!

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!"

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Have a good day everyone!
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Title: Re: Readings for today...
Post by vig on Mar 23^rd, 2006, 8:41am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Readings for today...
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 23^rd, 2006, 9:07am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Quote:

...it appears that people are speaking to you in binary code

actually it is everyone else telling ME that I am speaking binary! ;;D

I guess I am stressed ::)

Title: Re: Readings for today...
Post by sandie99 on Mar 23^rd, 2006, 12:50pm

Hmm... I can travel without moving... But I call that lively imagination and watching the posters (one about NYC and two about Seychelles) on my walls... ;)

Sanna