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(Message started by: tanner on Mar 20^th, 2006, 2:52pm)

Title: For mel and minnie
Post by tanner on Mar 20^th, 2006, 2:52pm

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So ! the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

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Don't ya just love little old ladies..................tim

Title: Re: For mel and minnie
Post by minnie on Mar 20^th, 2006, 6:43pm

Mel we're famous [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=cool2.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif]
Thanks Tim I needed the laugh! I eat plenty of chocolate,drink sometimes but will work on consuming more I don't smoke so am trying to decide worse of two evils worms or smokey [smiley=smokin.gif] clothes ::) .
Thanks for the info LOL and yes ya got to love little old ladies.
Minnie

Title: Re: For mel and minnie
Post by Melissa on Mar 20^th, 2006, 9:06pm

Mmmmmmmm, chocolate covered worms with a beer chaser, sounds good!! ;;D

Thanks Tim, for thinkin of me hon! :-*

Minnie, we still gotta hit the Mall of America sometime, a bunch of us wimmens! ;)

Title: Re: For mel and minnie
Post by BobG on Mar 21^st, 2006, 4:14am

That minister is a liar!

Quote:

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The important word in the quote is clean. Worms eat organic waste and shit. Worms are nothing more than intestines. Poop in, poop out. :o

A worm in clean soil would starve to death. :(

Title: Re: For mel and minnie
Post by Melissa on Mar 21^st, 2006, 9:18am

ever have a worm poop on you? yuck, i hate it when that happens. :P

Title: Re: For mel and minnie
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 21^st, 2006, 2:22pm

Quote:

ever have a worm poop on you?

Naw, I use artifical bait... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Dragn