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(Message started by: tanner on Mar 12^th, 2006, 12:54pm)

Title: Navy Directive
Post by tanner on Mar 12^th, 2006, 12:54pm

My brother who sent me this one swears it is not a joke.

Subject: USN Directive

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

(Email)

02/25/2006 3:02:49 PM PST

Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the Marines.

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

..............................tim

and jonny if you read this....point taken about the # of slots
just hadn't occured to me in my brain dead conditon 8)

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by tanner on Mar 12^th, 2006, 1:47pm

How do I insert a windows media file from my email?

......................tim

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by Jonny on Mar 12^th, 2006, 1:56pm

on 03/12/06 at 13:47:35, tanner wrote:

How do I insert a windows media file from my email?

......................tim

You have to save the file onto your hard drive, then go here http://www.putfile.com/login?redirect=myfiles and upload it. you can then post the URL here.

Email it to me if that will be easier and I will post it, dude.

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by chewy on Mar 12^th, 2006, 1:57pm

Quote:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily."

I like that one. LMAO!

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by thebbz on Mar 12^th, 2006, 3:10pm

Boy's will be boy's. Unfortunatly this is good for moral but bad for our untarnished image oversea's. [smiley=laugh.gif]
We had comrade in our crosshairs. But that was a cold war, not a terror war.
What to do. Laughter is the best medicine.
Make mine pork. :P
jb

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by mynm156 on Mar 12^th, 2006, 3:25pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Only in America

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by Ghost on Mar 13^th, 2006, 10:41am

I like the I'd walk a mile to smoke a Camel with a smart bomb hitting a jihadist riding a camel.

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by medic1852 on Mar 13^th, 2006, 10:44am

I believe it when I was stationed at 29 Stumps in California the Base CG wife complained about some of us Jar heads running without our T-shirts and a memo went out that we could no longer run with out a T-shirt on. So it is probably legit..especially with the time of PC we have now.
Rodger

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by chewy on Mar 13^th, 2006, 1:46pm

Should have put the T-Shirts back on and run bare ass.

Title: Re: Navy Directive
Post by medic1852 on Mar 13^th, 2006, 1:49pm

on 03/13/06 at 13:46:35, chewy wrote:

Should have put the T-Shirts back on and run bare ass.

That would have fixed her!! [smiley=crackup.gif]