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Title: Too good not to list here... Post by Melissa on Mar 11th, 2006, 8:47am //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- --------------------------------- Imust admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. // ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. #################################### Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ********************************************** Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only inTennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ======================================== Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by medic1852 on Mar 11th, 2006, 8:50am Too funny!!http://bestsmileys.com/lol/19.gif |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by Lizzie2 on Mar 11th, 2006, 8:55am Quote:
Oh dear...that one would be popular where I work.....shhhhh!! LOL |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by pattik on Mar 11th, 2006, 9:38am Quote:
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by LeLimey on Mar 11th, 2006, 6:47pm I won't list my favourites.. you can guess! LMAO - Thanks Melly moo they are brilliant! |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by Kirk on Mar 12th, 2006, 1:32am Thanks that really helped my attitude this evewning Mel. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by sandie99 on Mar 12th, 2006, 7:53am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks, Mel! :) Best wishes, Sanna |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by Ghost on Mar 13th, 2006, 9:44am I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Ok you guessed mine I bet!!!!! Mike |
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Title: Re: Too good not to list here... Post by ABarham on Mar 13th, 2006, 9:51am Funny, Funny, Funny - What a great way to start a Monday morning. (I hate Mondays). Mama Weezer |
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