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(Message started by: Dragnlance on Mar 8^th, 2006, 9:42am)

Title: The world is nuts
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 8^th, 2006, 9:42am

Proof that the World is Nuts!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

punishable by death.

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but

is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He

may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also

applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time.

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think about this one for a minute; is there any job

anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The

husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any

manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

Tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the

act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this

law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with

one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine

only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on

the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own

weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .. ?)

(Did the government pay for this research?)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last...

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(Makes morning breath positively sweet)

Title: Re: The world is nuts
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Mar 8^th, 2006, 9:51am

I'm moving to Guam to start my new job. ;;D

Title: Re: The world is nuts
Post by imnotbub on Mar 8^th, 2006, 10:08am

on 03/08/06 at 09:42:23, Dragnlance wrote:

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

That explains the odd looking 'people' I see on the news I guess. [smiley=shore.gif]
Dr. Moreaux?

Title: Re: The world is nuts
Post by tanner on Mar 8^th, 2006, 10:56am

hmmm, I can't decide guam or bolivia...

in bolivia can they take turns?

LMFAO............tim

Title: Re: The world is nuts
Post by floridian on Mar 8^th, 2006, 1:27pm

Your post is nuts. My co-worker grew up in Guam, and she said your full of it. 85% Catholic, with plenty of Mormons, Evangelicals and other uptight denominations. Oh, you mean Guam, Montana? Nevermind.

Title: Re: The world is nuts
Post by Charlotte on Mar 8^th, 2006, 1:33pm

Turtles can breathe through their butts?

I need a new expletive and butt breathing turtle just might do it, but I am sceptical and need to know what to quote when challenged so can you direct me to the proper reference material?