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(Message started by: Ghost on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:45pm)
Title: Living Will
Post by Ghost on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:45pm
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page

______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed

that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by tanner on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:06pm
 Perfect, I may just have to run that by my lawyer ;;D

                                tim
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by ABarham on Mar 7th, 2006, 2:26pm
If there ever comes  a time that I don't ever ask for any and all of the above, I should be DNR.
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by TomM on Mar 7th, 2006, 2:56pm

on 03/07/06 at 12:45:18, Ghost wrote:
Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita

______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini

______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page

______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed

that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.

Is this intended for in the office or at home?  ;;D
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:42pm
not much on scotch bloody marys or martinis, but the others count
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by Ghost on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:46pm
Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.

Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:  
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie  

______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
 
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page  

______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed  

that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by mynm156 on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:50pm
YES!!!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by doodles on Mar 7th, 2006, 10:14pm
Ghost I think ya nailed it! Print it sign it & get it notarized! Then your relatives can beat the doctors & nurses wit it when they say it ain't legal! LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 8th, 2006, 1:37am

on 03/07/06 at 15:46:37, Ghost wrote:
Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.

Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:  
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie  

______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
 
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page  

______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed

______Goats milk _______CHenz 

that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.


There corrected it, now you can take it to your lawyer ;)
Title: Re: Living Will
Post by sandie99 on Mar 8th, 2006, 2:19am

on 03/07/06 at 15:46:37, Ghost wrote:
Adapt to fit I left it as I recieved it but changed a few items too.

Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:  
______a CokaCola, ______a Bananna Cream pie  

______a Cheese cake ______a Budweiser
 
______a Seven and 7 ______a Steak

______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control

______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page  

______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed  

that I won't ever get better so tell them to pull the plug.

Yup, that sounds like a good one. Now, where did I put my lawyer's number... ;)

Sanna ;;D


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