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(Message started by: Melissa on Mar 4^th, 2006, 9:49am)

Title: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Melissa on Mar 4^th, 2006, 9:49am

I'll post the answers later... ;)

Sexual Tension Quiz

Instructions:

For each answer, you will have three clues.

Try to determine what the object or thing is, that is being described.

"CLUES"

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.

3. I assist an erection.
Sometimes, big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.

5. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

6. When I go in, I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

7. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

8. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.

9. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.

10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.

11. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.

12. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.

13. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.

14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Melissa on Mar 4^th, 2006, 9:55am

Ok, since this is a hard one (is there a pun in there somewhere?), I'll post the answers...

ANSWERS
1. Nose
2. peanut butter
3. A crane
4. Titanic
5. A tent
6. A dentist
7. A wedding ring
8. A elevator
9. Bubble gum
10. Newspaper boy
11. A glove
12. An arrow
13. An attorney
14. A bird

Scoring
For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points.

For every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.

If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex.

If you score between 14 points & 21 points, you need more love.

If you score over 21 points*

You are classed as having a great sex experience.

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by JenniferD on Mar 4^th, 2006, 10:33am

mel, I bet you knew I'd jump on this one lol. 24 points here.

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by medic1852 on Mar 4^th, 2006, 10:41am

::) Only 22 points...any offers to help me make a perfet 24? [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=hewey.gif]

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Charlie on Mar 4^th, 2006, 12:40pm

I screwed up the beginning so my answers won't mean a thing.

Rats.
How dumb can I get? http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/madhouse/focus.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Drk^Angel on Mar 5^th, 2006, 11:06am

28... It's been so long, I've forgotten how to perv...

PFDAN............................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 5^th, 2006, 1:17pm

:-/

I guess I am in need of more sex :-[

not tellin my score tho

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Sandy_C on Mar 5^th, 2006, 2:06pm

26 our of 28 - not bad. Missed # 8, all I could think of was a toilet :-[

Sandy

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Melissa on Mar 5^th, 2006, 2:13pm

[quote author=Sandy_C link=board=general;num=1141483792;start=0#7 date=03/05/06 at 14:06:57]Missed # 8, all I could think of was a toilet :-[/quote]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by imnotbub on Mar 6^th, 2006, 11:33am

I missed #8 as well. I said a mine.

Title: Re: Sexual Tension Quiz
Post by Ghost on Mar 6^th, 2006, 5:47pm

I actually missed #5 ;)