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(Message started by: Jasmyn on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:12pm)

Title: If you ever have the privilege...
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:12pm

VITAL GUIDE TO SABC(South African Broadcasting Cooperation) TV PRONUNCIATION IN SOUTH AFRICA

Beck - not the front

Beds - doves, vultures, etc.

Ben - to set alight

Cut - a small vehicle drawn by a donkey

Errors - districts, e.g. "Ebbon errors" (urban areas)

Feather - Cape Town is feather than Johannesburg

Guddin - around your house, where you grow plants

Get - a hinged opening in a fence

Hair - as opposed to him

Hiss - masculine form of hairs

Itch - as in "itch and aviary pairsin"

Kennel - Army officer

Len - to acquire knowledge

Pee-Pull - Die Mense / people

Phlegm - the hot part at the end of a candle

Piss - symbolised by white doves

Suffa-Ring - as in "the pee-pull are suffa-ring"

Parrot Teksi - not a mamba of the teksi assoseshen

Toks - Negotiations

Weaner - the weaner takes all

Wekkas - they do the wek (work)

Weld - The Earth

Now joel unnerstand whei I tok so diffrent, our pee-pull are a suffa ring to len but our phlegm are benning brite for piss in the weld. ;)

Title: Re: If you ever have the privilege...
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 4:41pm

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You could just tell us that all language teachers down there are monkeys, OR they are Orientals who's native language is Spanish, and trying to teach English...

Title: Re: If you ever have the privilege...
Post by tanner on Mar 3^rd, 2006, 5:55pm

dang, i hung and dove with some blokes from South Africa and they kept makin fun of the way I talked........

course they were all ex rugby players so I let em ;;D

wait til I skype em.......I should be safe from here 8)

.......................tim

Title: Re: If you ever have the privilege...
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 5^th, 2006, 2:14am

on 03/03/06 at 17:55:51, tanner wrote:

You've got my total support, Tim, rugby old boys are known for their big stomachs, small brains and large ego's... poor guys that's all they've got left, cauliflower ears and big pie holes ;)

Lance baby, our best teachers tried to evolve but they still prefer swinging from tree to tree ;;D

Title: Re: If you ever have the privilege...
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 5^th, 2006, 12:58pm

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Lance baby, our best teachers tried to evolve but they still prefer swinging from tree to tree

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