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(Message started by: Ghost on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:09am)

Title: Needs!
Post by Ghost on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:09am

this is long, but definitely worth it.........
Mars and Venus --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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Title: Re: Needs!
Post by doodles on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:15am

bauwa hahahaha!! Ya get what ya deserve! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Needs!
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 1:43pm

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOO FUNNY, BUT OH SOOO TRUE!!!!

DRAGN

Title: Re: Needs!
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:00pm

Have you thought about shopping around for a new girlfriend. I'd say you're not getting any for a LONG time to come...

LMAO.....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Needs!
Post by ArCane on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:15pm

That was great [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Needs!
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:23pm

Men! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]