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(Message started by: _Lee_ on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:11am)
Title: Bird Flu
Post by _Lee_ on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:11am
What do we do :o
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Svenn on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:29am
Just use that "leftoverbrain" that we ALL have   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Svenn
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by LeLimey on Mar 1st, 2006, 4:47am

on 03/01/06 at 02:11:55, _Lee_ wrote:
What do we do :o


Stop being foul (SP?!) and you won't get it! ;;D
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by floridian on Mar 1st, 2006, 8:22am
Turmeric, green tea, N-acetylcysteine, vitamin E, and scutellaria.  

I've been digging on this for a while - I put up some notes:

http://www.med-owl.com/health/H5N1-Virus-Therapy.html
http://www.med-owl.com/herbal-antivirals/tiki-index.php?page=H5N1+Avian+Flu
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by catlind on Mar 1st, 2006, 8:44am

on 03/01/06 at 02:11:55, _Lee_ wrote:
What do we do :o


We find the nearest infected person and take them into the Tricare head office.
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by imnotbub on Mar 1st, 2006, 9:02am
Just ordered Scullcap, Tumeric, and Resveratrol. Bring it on birdy! [smiley=bigguns.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by cootie on Mar 1st, 2006, 10:07am
Open bird season with a bonfire that follows Pam

PS: I have birds.......jus jokeing ! But it does scare me !!
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Ghost on Mar 1st, 2006, 10:10am
I say dont sweat the small stuff. I kinda hope I get it atleast then I will go out hot! ;;D
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1st, 2006, 1:46pm

Quote:
What do we do



Be Proactive!! Go Hunting!!!


Dragn
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by cootie on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:37pm
maybe the government isn't worried cuz there lookin at it as sum sort of population control...........never known intentions Pam  
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Melissa on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:40pm
the chicken dance
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by ArCane on Mar 1st, 2006, 2:43pm

on 03/01/06 at 14:37:52, cootie wrote:
maybe the government isn't worried cuz there lookin at it as sum sort of population control...........never known intentions Pam  


Three things that have controlled human population over time: War, Disease, and Famine.  So we have the war, the disease is coming, and with all the jobs going overseas or to Mexico we will soon have famine.  What an exciting time we live in  :-/.
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Charlie on Mar 1st, 2006, 6:09pm
Simple:

Don't go nuts. Use your head.

My relatives survived the WWI era flu. Not everyone gets sick; not everyone dies. Don't hide out in front of your screen....well..things could be worse.

Think I'll send for my Boji Stones.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/achoo.gif
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by PL259 on Mar 1st, 2006, 7:44pm
Wing it,

Fried, BBQ'd, roasted, etc !
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by _Lee_ on Mar 1st, 2006, 7:54pm

on 03/01/06 at 14:37:52, cootie wrote:
maybe the government isn't worried cuz there lookin at it as sum sort of population control...........never known intentions Pam  

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Haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by BobG on Mar 1st, 2006, 10:41pm

on 03/01/06 at 02:11:55, _Lee_ wrote:
What do we do :o

Don't fuck any chickens.
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by maffumatt on Mar 1st, 2006, 10:43pm

on 03/01/06 at 22:41:46, BobG wrote:
Don't fuck any chickens.


just choke the hell out of them
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by cootie on Mar 2nd, 2006, 12:01am
Anyone hear on the news that they have the first case where a cat died from it after eatin an infected bird in Germany I think it was ? There actually doin a cat curfew they said........no joke either.......just heard it tonight. Oh great.......so if it can spread to other animals.......um........what next ? Chicken fur and cat feathers Pam
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by _Lee_ on Mar 2nd, 2006, 1:50am

on 03/01/06 at 22:41:46, BobG wrote:
Don't fuck any chickens.

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What if they are really good looking?
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 2nd, 2006, 9:10am

Quote:
What if they are really good looking?



That is what condoms are for
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Ghost on Mar 2nd, 2006, 9:43am
Does that include the CHenz? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) 8) :o
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by blood_Redd_son on Mar 2nd, 2006, 9:46am
just throw every chicken you find into the hole and bury them.

...oh NO! NO MORE EGGS!!! :'( [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Ueli on Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:45am
What do I do?

I am getting really pissed at the fucking media with their cataclysm mongering.    >:(

Half the time off the TV news is devoted to scare stories about the bird flu and the same theme is beaten to death in endless discussions in the evening prime time.

Of course, the news papers take the same line. Yesterday's main head line was "Is Kitty Still Allowed On The Sofa?"
That all because one cat died a thousand miles away from eating an infected sea bird.

But all this hysteria is welcome to out minister of traffic, Moritz Leuenberger. To slow down the spreading of the bird flu he will probably soon reduce the speed limit on the motorways, a measure that is a cure all for everything bad (in his opinion).


Ueli                  >:(   [smiley=smokin.gif]  >:(
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by LeeS on Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:35am
Think I'm coming down with bird flu - I can no longer park my car ;)

-Lee
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by cootie on Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:37am
Yeah I am gettin deppressed myself with all this dooms day attention on the news 24/7 .......maybe they should just raise the price of heating oil and fuels and charge more for cigs and booze.......seems like a good LAME ASS excuse to continue what is already goin on. Bitter bitch Pam  
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by imnotbub on Mar 2nd, 2006, 2:50pm

on 03/01/06 at 22:43:02, maffumatt wrote:
just choke the hell out of them


[smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:38pm
It is medical  proof that even a bird that is infected will not present a problem, once it is cooked.
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by floridian on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:42pm

on 03/02/06 at 16:38:05, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
It is medical  proof that even a bird that is infected will not present a problem, once it is cooked.


True, but a person can come in contact with the virus by handling raw poultry, and cross-contamination of surfaces can spread it to others in the household.  The virus is quite rare in bird flocks in the west, but it makes sense to cull infected birds.  (For now, I'm still eating poultry.)
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Melissa on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:46pm
I don't wanna give up my chicken or pheasant!!! [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=bigcry.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by LeLimey on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:55pm
Kill 'em all now Mel and freeze them and then it's problem solved! The little flocker's can't get infected if they're already dead now can they?!  ;;D
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by medic1852 on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:57pm
Just hope Dick Cheney isnt on the hunt for "birds" we dont stand a chance...Now on the other hand if it were "Lawyer Flu" [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Melissa on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:58pm
well shit.  guess i better learn how to hunt pheasant then, eh?  ;;D

Wonder how big a hole I could make with a .38??  OMG, I wouldn't have any meat left!
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by Charlie on Mar 2nd, 2006, 6:52pm
Mrs. Callender's Chicken Pot Pies are still on my microwave menu. God that stuff is good. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/knife fork.gif

Charlie  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/chew.gif
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by _Lee_ on Mar 2nd, 2006, 8:06pm

on 03/02/06 at 16:58:11, Melissa wrote:
well shit.  guess i better learn how to hunt pheasant then, eh?  ;;D

Wonder how big a hole I could make with a .38??  OMG, I wouldn't have any meat left!


Try a 20 ga or 12 ga with #5 shot. If you hit em solid they won't run off on ya. :)
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by medic1852 on Mar 2nd, 2006, 8:33pm

on 03/02/06 at 20:06:38, _Lee_ wrote:
Try a 20 ga or 12 ga with #5 shot. If you hit em solid they won't run off on ya. :)


That reminds me of when I was young and went Pheasant hunting with some friends...My friend had shot at one and missed and was feeling down...Well my friend's dad shot one and looked at us and said "that boys is how it is done"...About that time the Pheasant jumped up and took off running...my friend was quicker than me and he got off the shot and killed his dads bird!

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by cootie on Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:40pm
Brad got his stockin cap shot off by an eager beaver friend that was trigger happy when sumthin moved.......he never went huntin with that guy again ! That was the first bird flu Pam

(made him sick it scared him so bad)  :o
Title: Re: Bird Flu
Post by _Lee_ on Mar 6th, 2006, 3:55am

on 03/02/06 at 11:37:29, cootie wrote:
Yeah I am gettin deppressed myself with all this dooms day attention on the news 24/7 .......maybe they should just raise the price of heating oil and fuels and charge more for cigs and booze.......seems like a good LAME ASS excuse to continue what is already goin on. Bitter bitch Pam  


Sooooooooooooo True.................................


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