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(Message started by: tanner on Feb 28^th, 2006, 10:24pm)

Title: one for doodles
Post by tanner on Feb 28^th, 2006, 10:24pm

There are friends with a little "f" and friends with a big "F." The first is a large group with sloppy admission standards, the other an elite and time-tested crew.

A little "f" friend: Identifies themselves when they call.

:)A big "F" Friend: Doesn't have to.

A Little "f" Friend: Opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on their life.

;)A Big "F" Friend: says: "What's new with you?"

A Little "f" Friend: Thinks the problems you whine about are recent.

:DA Big "F" Friend: says: "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A Little "f" Friend: Has never seen you cry.

;;DA Big "F" Friend: Has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A Little "f" Friend: Knows almost nothing about your family.

:oA Big "F" Friend: Knows the medical history, dietary habits and marital troubles of everyone on your tree.

A Little "f" Friend: Brings a bottle of wine to your party.

8) Big "F" Friend: Comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A Little "f" Friend: Calls you at 10 p.m. just to chat.

::)A Big "F" Friend: Knows you hate to be called after 9 p.m.

A Little "f" Friend: Wonders about your romantic history.

:PA Big "F" Friend: Could blackmail you with it!

A Little "f" Friend: When visiting, they act like a guest.

:-*A Big "F" Friend: When visiting, they open your refrigerator, put they're feet on the sofa, talks back to your spouse and reprimands your children.

A Little "f" Friend: Thinks the friendship is over when you argue.

[smiley=laugh.gif]A Big "F" Friend: Knows that a friendship's not a friendship until you've had a fight.

you are a very strong person and i'm thrilled to be your friend

........................................tim

Title: Re: one for doodles
Post by doodles on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:11am

Thanks! How sweet you are! Your wife is a very lucky person to have you! Much love to you all! Jan

Title: Re: one for doodles
Post by minnie on Mar 1^st, 2006, 11:20am

Tim thats really nice I hope you don't mind if I E-mail to some Friends.

Jan I hope you know that we want you to stay and not only be a Friend but know your Family.
Minnie

Title: Re: one for doodles
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 11:33am

Not much I can add to that, except Thank you Tim

Lance