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(Message started by: tanner on Feb 28^th, 2006, 10:03pm)

Title: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by tanner on Feb 28^th, 2006, 10:03pm

For all of you somewhat south of the Mason Dixon line !

If this kudzu thing turns out be as promising as it looks those Yankee pharmaceutical companies are going to lobby congress and before you know it they will be down here invoking that eminent domain crap. That would cost me half of my yard right now and the way this stuff grows they just might take the whole property!

So rosin up your bows......oh no that was a different battle...

So clean them muskets and get ready to defend our weeds to the last man!!

It's either that or we go up their way and find some good use for that phragmitis crap of theirs and start grabbing the shorelines.

just say no to carpet baggin weed thievin northerners!!! Does the fact that i was born in chicago make me a hypocrite?

oh well i'm here now so stay away from my roots! kudzu that is

... tim

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by Jonny on Feb 28^th, 2006, 10:14pm

I have not read that anywhere....got a link to an article?

Whats the source?

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by _Lee_ on Feb 28^th, 2006, 11:42pm

You couldn't get rid of that stuff with agent orange, not to worry.

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by doodles on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:33am

and even if ya'll could ... id be back quiker than a tick onna dawg! LOL

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:48am

yes, kudzu is, to put it bluntly, a "renewable" source.

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 11:50am

UHHHHHHH

Tim, I live near the Canadian border, so that makes me Northern... I take exception to that comment.
NOW HAND OVER THAT WEED!

Dragn

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by pfunk on Mar 1^st, 2006, 3:30pm

The original post was funny as hell since I live in SC and the stuff is everywhere. However, I too take exception to the yankee comments ;;D since I am afterall from NJ. And though I've been here 31 years you will never hear me say ya'll or claim to be from the south. Nice post, bro.LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] 8)

Pfunk

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by seasonalboomer on Mar 1^st, 2006, 3:40pm

on 03/01/06 at 15:30:06, pfunk wrote:

C'mon loosen up. I've been here for 20+ years from Michigan and I love saying "y'all" and even the occasional "fixin' to". They roll of the tongue so nicely and "y'all" is just a superior way of addressing someone -- so friendly and inclusive.
;;D

scott

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by PL259 on Mar 1^st, 2006, 7:41pm

I say "ya'll"

I say "fixin to"

I say "yes sir"

I say "yes mam"

And I can skin a buck and run a trot line. if anybody got a problem with that I don't give a damn!

:)

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by mynm156 on Mar 1^st, 2006, 7:53pm

on 03/01/06 at 11:50:22, Dragnlance wrote:

UHHHHHHH

Tim, I live near the Canadian border, so that makes me Northern... I take exception to that comment.
NOW HAND OVER THAT WEED!

Dragn

Isnt Canada's main export WEED these days?!

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:42pm

Actually it's ~~pissed off~~ uhh, mad cows

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by pfunk on Mar 1^st, 2006, 10:48pm

Scott, was really joking about the ya'll thing although Mom still gets pissed if I say it (she used to be an English teacher). I do however agree that it is quite friendly and inclusive. I guess it does beat the "you guys" that you get in NJ, whether more than half the group is women. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] 8)

Pfunk

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by tanner on Mar 1^st, 2006, 11:04pm

I truly didn't mean to offend anyone with this little post.

having been born in the midwest,lived in the west,northwest, southeast,mid atlantic and a heap of places in between I find myself now in South Carolina watchin NASCAR with people who don't know or care who the highest paid drivers in the world are!....(they ain't from around here)

and y'all are welcome to come chew on my kudzu anytime you like just remember to "cut off " the lights when your done!!!!

..........................tim ;;D

Title: Re: URGENT REDNECK POST
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 11:08pm

Tim,

You can't offend me, but I sure gotta play it up!!

Lance