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(Message started by: Sean_C on Feb 28^th, 2006, 7:07pm)

Title: The generic term will be..................
Post by Sean_C on Feb 28^th, 2006, 7:07pm

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra w ill soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails, "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO”.

;;D

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Jonny on Feb 28^th, 2006, 7:14pm

on 02/28/06 at 19:07:08, Sean_C wrote:

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO”.

I got a $100 that says they will use two sheep hearders in the ads. ;;D

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by pattik on Feb 28^th, 2006, 7:18pm

LMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Chillrmn1 on Feb 28^th, 2006, 8:14pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by tessa_c on Feb 28^th, 2006, 8:22pm

if i was in a guys bathroom and i saw something called Ibepokin, i would be scared but intrigued

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Sean_C on Feb 28^th, 2006, 8:29pm

on 02/28/06 at 20:22:10, tessa_c wrote:

if i was in a guys bathroom and i saw something called Ibepokin, i would be scared but intrigued

ROTFLMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Jonny on Feb 28^th, 2006, 8:31pm

on 02/28/06 at 20:22:10, tessa_c wrote:

if i was in a guys bathroom and i saw something called Ibepokin, i would be scared but intrigued

You lesbians are all alike.....LOL ;;D

(Its a joke)

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by doodles on Feb 28^th, 2006, 9:23pm

A real groaner! ;;D

Title: That's great............
Post by Richr8 on Feb 28^th, 2006, 9:34pm

Seriously ;;D
Rich

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by tessa_c2 on Feb 28^th, 2006, 11:29pm

:P was i caught with my tongue out....

kidding, kidding really

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Ghost on Mar 1^st, 2006, 9:51am

on 02/28/06 at 20:31:15, Jonny wrote:

You lesbians are all alike.....LOL ;;D

(Its a joke)

Yes we are! :o ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* :P :P :P

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Dragnlance on Mar 1^st, 2006, 2:12pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Sandy_C on Mar 1^st, 2006, 2:27pm

I vote for Ibepokin, but mydixarizin is a good name. How about poknriz - no that won't work, has to be riznpok - first things first

;;D

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by imnotbub on Mar 1^st, 2006, 3:55pm

on 02/28/06 at 19:14:24, Jonny wrote:

I got a $100 that says they will use two sheep hearders in the ads. ;;D

[smiley=cowboy.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=cowboy.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Jasmyn on Mar 1^st, 2006, 4:35pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by mynm156 on Mar 1^st, 2006, 5:41pm

Thats not always the case. There are several drugs out there that are the same drug just have a different Trade name. I love it when a patient tells me that they are allergic to one Trade name but not the other. In my case it is usually with liquid breathing meds so there are not FILLERS unlike pills so someone could be allergic to one of the fillers in the pill.

More usless information I have a wealth of this stuff.

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by Charlie on Mar 1^st, 2006, 7:02pm

Hilarious kids and Jonny's probably right.

Not gonna use my smiley screwing sheep though......

http://kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/whistle.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by cardogman on Mar 2^nd, 2006, 3:51pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by sandie99 on Mar 2^nd, 2006, 4:37pm

;;D

Now why I keep on thinking the add Just do it...?

Title: Re: The generic term will be..................
Post by LeLimey on Mar 2^nd, 2006, 4:45pm

You know in Germany it's called stoppemfloppen don't you? ;)