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(Message started by: tanner on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:22pm)

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by tanner on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:22pm

gee jen,
how do ya really feel :o

i would help ya with the pretzle thing but i sense this might not be a good time.

someone is going to have to message me about this troll thing so i can kick some ass too...

all i know is that he is f##King with some old friends of mine and i really don't get it....

oh well, even if ya told me i would have forgotten it by morning if it ever comes...

i'm sending what good vibes i can generate... share some with your hubby, sounds like he might need em........tim

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Dragnlance on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:28pm

Hey Jen,

Don't try to be subtle or to sugar coat it. Just tell it as it is.

Sorry for your situation Jen, I wish I could help. Just remember, things change, they always do. I have faith that they will improve for you!!

Lance

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by imnotbub on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:46pm

Put the jar of jelly on the night stand and call up the old man, he'll get the hint

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Dragnlance on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:49pm

..... fishnets????

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Sean_C on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:51pm

on 02/22/06 at 23:10:26, JenniferD wrote:

I am drunk and I haven't had sex in 11 days and I am really GETTIN TIRED OF WAITING, HUSBAND.

ROTFLMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Remember Jen, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors husband. Just in case you had any idea's ;;D

Sean.................................

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Dragnlance on Feb 22^nd, 2006, 11:52pm

maybe his crystal ball is broken???

better tell him what you want

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by LeLimey on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 12:09am

Won't just be his crystal balls that are broken if he doesn't pull his bloody finger out methinks! ;;D
You go Jen, take no flippin' prisoners!

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Guiseppi on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 12:26am

Just leave him a note on the night stand:
"bring jelly, a live chicken, and a weed whacker....be there or else".......................sh#@....I forgot the pretzel......and what everyone else said, it'll pass. If not your dearly departed husband will be in my thoughts and prayers!!!

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Langa on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 12:50am

Dag Jen...sorry you're going through a rough patch now... :-/

With regard to the hubby...yeah, be blunt...something about them not taking suttle hints or something like that tends to work against us...and yes, tell him to bring Jelly... ;)

Good luck Sis and hang in there...!

Hugs,
Langa

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by sandie99 on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:47am

You go, Jen! [smiley=hug.gif]

I wish I had that energy every time mum gave me her already legendary advice (in here) to every problem: get a donut... ::)

Best wishes,
Sanna

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by vietvet2tours on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 1:57pm

on 02/23/06 at 00:26:59, Guiseppi wrote:

You left out the firemans hat the swimfins and the feather duster. Potter

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by echo on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 2:28pm

on 02/22/06 at 23:10:26, JenniferD wrote:

I am drunk and have pms ...........so DON'T SCREW WITH ME...

My t*ts are so swollen and are KILLING ME....

I haven't had sex in 11 days

I need to kick someone's ass.....

I don't know about him..... but I'm terrified! Wally don't want to come out to play, he might get whacked!

Title: Girl...
Post by Richr8 on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:05pm

that's some bizarre shit.

Hang tough,

:)
Rich

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by medic1852 on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:13pm

on 02/23/06 at 13:57:16, vietvet2tours wrote:

You left out the firemans hat the swimfins and the feather duster. Potter

I was think more along the lines of cowboy belt with toy pistols.... [smiley=cowboy.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif]

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Sandy_C on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:25pm

on 02/22/06 at 23:10:26, JenniferD wrote:

I am drunk and have pms ...........so DON'T SCREW WITH ME...

My t*ts are so swollen and are KILLING ME.... and NO I am not preggers...........grrr.

I would KILL for pretzels dipped in JELLY.

I haven't had sex in 11 days and I am really GETTIN TIRED OF WAITING, HUSBAND.

If the husband cleans ONE MORE THING after the kids did it, I am personally gonna stick that broom handle UP HIS ASS.

TV sux! and is completely geared toward idiots with no functioning brain cells.

I need to kick someone's ass......(hey burt, you got about 1/2 second??? that's all it would take, I swear)

I am SICK TO DEATH of the f*kin BS in here from TROLLS who THRIVE on peoples' reactions.

I hate grey hair and the fact that I look in the mirror and see some woman getting older my the millisecond. WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN PRETZELS AND JELLY???!!!!

I ate ONE FREAKIN TASTE of neapolitan ice cream and my temple is throbbing. I just want ONE SHOT of numbing somethingorother in my head. Anyone done the botox thing?

I still haven't found a freakin job. Is that C-word of an ex-boss dissing me? Cuz if she is I swear I will SUE THE BITCH.

If that SOB of a husband doesn't take care of this little problem soon I am gonna throw his incredibly sexy ass OUT!

I need to get some cash together. DAMMIT. I hate this situation. I've never been stuck not being able to take care of my kids and the bills and trying to start this biz and I can't even sell things I KNOW are valuable so I can make things better for my family. I HATE THIS AND I NEED THAT F*KIN JELLY. Or maybe I just need that F*... oh, never mind.

I just needed to vent.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jen

As far as the T**ts - I can relate.

Pretzels in jelly - don't think so

No sex in 11 days - honey I've been married 37 years, get used to it. It ain't fun, but it's a fact of life.

Hubby cleaning up after the kids - I definitely don' have a prob with this one. Let the daddy take on some of the family s**t that goes on.

TV sux - no argument - it REALLY sux!

Kicking someones ass - go for Burt!

Trolls - repeat - go for Burt

Neopolitain - try fudge ripple, works great

Hubby taking care of problem - see above, or dildo???

Cash - I need it too.

So, all in all, screw the jelly , screw the hubby, screw the job, - takes care of three problems. As far as the rest, Life goes on with our without.

Just joking -

Job - sue the bitch ;;D ;;D ;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Melissa on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:40pm

so Jen...how'd you feel this morning? ;;D

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Ghost on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 3:49pm

Jen Can I borrow you for a couple of days need to clear out a town of idiots ;;D ;)

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by seasonalboomer on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 4:01pm

Jen, you sound crazier than a sprayed cockroach!!! :o :o
But, it's when you stop bitchin' and whinin' about all those things that you really have to watch out.....Complacency is as complacency does.
So rage on girl!

Scott

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Charlie on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 6:07pm

I'm keeeping my head down. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/steamed.gif

Deadly around here.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/scare white.gif

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by _Lee_ on Feb 23^rd, 2006, 8:21pm

[smiley=lick.gif]

Title: Re: Jen.....Raw, Live, and Uncut
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 24^th, 2006, 2:27am

on 02/22/06 at 23:10:26, JenniferD wrote:

My t*ts are so swollen and are KILLING ME....

Without pix, this is just braggadoccio. Show `em or fold `em. (http://www.videobomb.com/posts/show/654 )

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I would KILL for pretzels dipped in JELLY.

KY?

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I haven't had sex in 11 days and I am really GETTIN TIRED OF WAITING, HUSBAND.

Perhaps it's because of that fucking MOOD thing us guys are supposed to be able to interpit. Maybe, just maybe, he's planning to get thru the rest of his life with his Dikk still attached. You're sounding a bit vehement at the moment, lass.

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I hate grey hair and the fact that I look in the mirror and see some woman getting older my the millisecond. WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN PRETZELS AND JELLY???!!!!

This is a fucking MOOD question. Not on your life. I still plan to get laid in the next decade.

Quote:

If that SOB of a husband doesn't take care of this little problem soon I am gonna throw his incredibly sexy ass OUT!

Mood, mood, mood. And only one dikk to last a lifetime.

Quote:

I just needed to vent.

No shit. You could wilt a Viagra woodie.
Try some oral sex, and a bunch of groveling, even if you did get lucky.

Then cook him a nice meat loaf.
RJ