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(Message started by: chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 7:55pm)

Title: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 7:55pm
My sensei started me on weapons training tonight.

Winning hint to my opponents:

Just stay in the ring long enough and I will beat myself to death FOR you.

Black and Blue Chewy.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Jonny on Feb 22nd, 2006, 8:19pm
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_33973.wmv

Sorry, you did say weapons ;;D

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 8:25pm
I also said DIAL UP!

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 22nd, 2006, 9:59pm
Attack weapons

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http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/looney/0-roadrunner/roadrunner-48.jpghttp://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/looney/0-roadrunner/roadrunner-58.jpg
 




Self-Defense weapons

http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/artificial.jpghttp://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acmeartificial.jpg


http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/invisible.jpg         http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/looney/0-roadrunner/roadrunner-55.jpg


http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/looney/0-roadrunner/roadrunner-06.jpg

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:08pm
That coyote could have taken lessons from me tonight.

Self flagelation

My ribs are killin me.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:17pm
They're doing sais right now in the weapons class at Lily's karate studio.  She'll be taking up the staff (I forgot the actual name for it) this summer.

I'm so pumped for her!  It'll be exciting. ;;D ;;D ;;D


Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:24pm
She'll love it and be the most coordinated kid in school.

Bo Staffs

(keep her away from me)

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:28pm

on 02/22/06 at 22:24:53, chewy wrote:
(keep her away from me)

You in the 5th grade too? [smiley=laugh.gif]

No, that's not what her instructor called it.  He had a different name for it, and it's a shorter staff, different from the tall ones.  Sort of butch looking, LOL

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:35pm
Escrima Sticks ?


Quote:
You in the 5th grade too?


No.


Not yet.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Sean_C on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:36pm

on 02/22/06 at 19:55:59, chewy wrote:
My sensei started me on weapons training tonight.

Winning hint to my opponents:

Just stay in the ring long enough and I will beat myself to death FOR you.

Black and Blue Chewy.


Grasshopper............. you need to hit opponent with nunchuck,...............not oneself in order to win the game ROTFLMMFAO.

Those things hurt LOLOL ;;D

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:39pm
These are what got me.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/th_tonfa.jpg

Will be on swords in about 6 months. Good thing I'm not Jewish.


Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:44pm
nope, that's not it either.  I'll ask Mr. Catura tomorrow night when Lily has her sparring class.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:46pm
Has she had the oportunity to judge or referee a sparring match? Thats a lot of fun and takes a lot of fucus.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 22nd, 2006, 10:53pm

on 02/22/06 at 22:46:07, chewy wrote:
Has she had the oportunity to judge or referee a sparring match? Thats a lot of fun and takes a lot of fucus.

Nope, not until she is a black belt.  And what the fuck's  fucus??

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:02pm
Fucus is one of the main brown (Phaeophyceae) genera and is often found washed up on beaches and has a typical sea-like smell.  


It sounds like lots of chewys     ;)



Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Charlie on Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:11pm
BE careful

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bad samurai.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Dragnlance on Feb 22nd, 2006, 11:34pm
Ummmmmmm

isnt the point to using weapons to hurt the OTHER guy?????

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 23rd, 2006, 9:51am
Chewy do you sound like a girl now?  ::)

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 23rd, 2006, 9:56am

on 02/23/06 at 09:51:36, Jasmyn wrote:
Chewy do you sound look like a girl now?  ::)

;;D

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:43am

Quote:
Chewy do you sound like a girl now?


Haven't got to knives and swords yet.

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 23rd, 2006, 11:40am

on 02/23/06 at 10:43:42, chewy wrote:
Haven't got to knives and swords yet.


Don't go there unless you wanna be a girl ;)

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Jonny on Feb 23rd, 2006, 6:17pm
Dont monkey around with Chewy......He is kickass ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_11994.wmv

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 24th, 2006, 9:19am
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery.
http://www.sucs.org/~gwerinos/images/2000/Croft/25BattleCU.JPG

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by chewy on Feb 24th, 2006, 9:26am
More like this I think.

http://mtglair.de/img/python/Monks.jpg

Title: Re: Weapons can HURT!
Post by Melissa on Feb 24th, 2006, 9:32am
I asked Lily the name of it, and you were right the first time, it's a Bo Staff.  I don't know why they just don't call it a stick?? :-/

Hubby told Lily that after she masters it, if she gets into trouble in a parking lot she can just snap off someone's antennae. ;;D



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