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(Message started by: Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:15am)
Title: Continue the story!
Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:15am
There once was a group of CHenz that-
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Post by pattik on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:19am
.....lived next door to an old goat who....
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Post by FramCire on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:22am
--provided milk for an entire villiage of----
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Post by LeLimey on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:22am
midgets who preferred
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:22am
....
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:24am
eggs to milk but..
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:26am
the goat only had 1
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Post by Sandy_C on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:28am
while the CHenz had.....
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:28am
great laying ability.
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Post by Richr8 on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:29am
So, the goat decided to...
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:32am

on 02/21/06 at 11:29:16, Richr8 wrote:
So, the goat decided to...

not give so much milk because ....
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Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:34am

on 02/21/06 at 11:32:17, Ghost wrote:
not give so much milk because ....

...they were exhausted from all the sex...

http://www.easymidget.com/new/stories/images/hillbilly3.jpg
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Post by pattik on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:34am
...he was expending all his energy picking on the chenz, and started to dry up ;;D
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Post by Sandy_C on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:36am

on 02/21/06 at 11:28:54, Ghost wrote:
great laying ability.



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I can't breathe!
Title: Re: Continue the story!
Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:40am
So he covered himself in hand cream to enable himself to...
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Post by Richr8 on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:42am

on 02/21/06 at 11:40:26, imnotbub wrote:
So he covered himself in hand cream to enable himself to...


...slip in unnoticed.
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:43am

on 02/21/06 at 11:42:10, Richr8 wrote:
...slip in unnoticed.

But he soon discovered he had ....
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Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:44am

on 02/21/06 at 11:43:33, Ghost wrote:
But he soon discovered he had ....

... warts all over...
Title: Re: Continue the story!
Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:45am
the palms of his hands
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Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:46am

on 02/21/06 at 11:45:19, imnotbub wrote:
the palms of his hands

... which was ironic, because the last place he had his hands...
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Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:49am

on 02/21/06 at 11:46:05, Rock_Lobster wrote:
... which was ironic, because the last place he had his hands...

...was on some bald guys toupee in the KMart bathroom while they were...
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Post by Sandy_C on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:53am
discussing the pros and cons of .....
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:58am
summer ice hockey...
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Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2006, 11:58am
...and cheeto shapes...
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Post by karma on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:01pm
when suddenly
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:03pm

on 02/21/06 at 12:01:01, karma wrote:
when suddenly

One of the CHenz ran out yelling ...
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Post by karma on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:06pm
holy crap, this goat has hands and lays eggs but worst of all....
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Post by Jayne on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:08pm
It farts the national anthem off key.
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Post by Sandy_C on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:10pm
but, it can play.....
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Post by getty6438 on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:28pm
along came a rooster!
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Post by Rock_Lobster on Feb 21st, 2006, 12:39pm
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/US/Southwest/02/21/train.collision.ap/story.train.crash.ap.jpg
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 21st, 2006, 2:56pm
the rooster who was driving the train poorly as we can see....layed an egg...
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:01pm

on 02/21/06 at 14:56:01, medic1852 wrote:
the rooster who was driving the train poorly as we can see....layed an egg...

Of epic proportion and said ....
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Post by chewy on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:04pm
That hurt and the blow up goat has sprung a leak........
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Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:10pm
...."Now whatever will I put in my chocolate torte recipe?" he said, and then the Rooster...
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:16pm
Flew off into the sunset with a penguin!
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:18pm
But the Poor goat was left with the CHenz while ...
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:22pm
wondering what to do with hands full of hand cream
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Post by Sandy_C on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:41pm
applied the cream to the one thing he had left which was...
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:43pm
not as big as he had once thought, but.....
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:46pm
had been shrivelled by the hot summer sun from its once enormous size
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:46pm

but it was the only udder he had. He did feel ...
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:48pm
that even though it was not his fault......
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:50pm
maybe the CHenz should ....
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Post by Richr8 on Feb 21st, 2006, 3:51pm
wait, actually he did have an udder one, he had just misplaced it...
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:21pm
the CHenz said to the one uddered goat that he should ....
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Post by maffumatt on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:24pm
choke the udder, choke it, and choke it some more........
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Post by LeLimey on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:30pm
meanwhile the chenz were developing the worst crows feet you've ever seen from squinting and saying "choke WHAT?"
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Post by Ghost on Feb 21st, 2006, 5:34pm
At exactly that time the King wanked in and ...
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Post by deltadarlin on Feb 21st, 2006, 6:07pm

on 02/21/06 at 17:34:54, Ghost wrote:
At exactly that time the King wanked in and ...
and laughed hysterically that the goat actually had the audacity to even call it an udder!  "Udder schmudder", the King cried.....
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Post by Charlie on Feb 21st, 2006, 6:35pm
you can't blame that on shrinkage....
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Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 21st, 2006, 6:39pm



no, but you CAN blame it on an over-inflated..
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Post by Guiseppi on Feb 21st, 2006, 6:47pm
ego which all men, goat or otherwise are cursed with until
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Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 21st, 2006, 7:43pm



   and so the moral of this story is:
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Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2006, 10:19pm
You can choke your friends and you can choke your udder, but you can't choke your friends udder.

THE END

;;D
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Post by maffumatt on Feb 21st, 2006, 10:23pm

on 02/21/06 at 22:19:53, Melissa wrote:
You can choke your friends and you can choke your udder, but you can't choke your friends udder.

THE END

;;D


coming next week.........
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Post by FramCire on Feb 21st, 2006, 10:29pm
the sequel to this fine story, where the goat finds a new friend who just happens to be......
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Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2006, 10:36pm
....a man from Nantucket...
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Post by jimmers on Feb 22nd, 2006, 2:08pm
.....Who just loved to shave his....
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 22nd, 2006, 2:09pm
knuckles and ears...
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 22nd, 2006, 2:26pm
because it made them look like...
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:01pm
a hairless chihuahua.......
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:26pm
with a real big.......
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Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:30pm
set of shiny new...
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Post by imnotbub on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:39pm
brass.........
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Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:40pm
nipple rings.......
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:41pm
that glowed in the dark! The next morning....
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Post by echo on Feb 22nd, 2006, 3:44pm
...while checking his midget circus clowns for...
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:01pm
illegal aliens.....
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Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:01pm
sexually transmitted diseases.......
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Post by Jasmyn on Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:35pm
and hairballs he went to...
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Post by medic1852 on Feb 22nd, 2006, 4:37pm
the petting zoo....
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Post by imnotbub on Mar 7th, 2006, 2:48pm
and found out that trolls and chimpanzees have these two things in common, ............
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Post by Melissa on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:07pm
itchy butts and stinky breath.  So then he decided to....
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Post by LeLimey on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:09pm
give em a bath in...
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Post by medic1852 on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:10pm
tabasco sauce!
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Post by LeLimey on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:12pm
but being trolls they like having a hot ass so..
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Post by imnotbub on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:13pm
a frozen banana is inserted.....
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Post by medic1852 on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:13pm
They began to lick themselves uncontrolabley like cats....when all of a sudden!
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Post by LeLimey on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:15pm
the banana spilt! The troll had to run and..
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Post by imnotbub on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:58pm
they all went to heaven in a little row boat.
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Post by BarbaraD on Mar 7th, 2006, 4:16pm
LMAO and PLEASE tell me this is the ONLY sequel.......
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Post by Ghost on Mar 7th, 2006, 4:17pm
And here I thought it died! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
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Post by imnotbub on Mar 7th, 2006, 4:20pm
In a separate thread I will post an edited version so it will read nicely.


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