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(Message started by: sandie99 on Feb 17^th, 2006, 11:25am)

Title: Dog Owner's Prayer
Post by sandie99 on Feb 17^th, 2006, 11:25am

Dog Owner's Prayer

O Lord don't let me once forget
how I love my trusty pet.

Help me learn to disregard
canine craters in my yard.

Show me how to be a buddy
even when my sofa's muddy.

Don't allow my pooch to munch
postal carriers for lunch.

Shield my neighbor's cat from view—
guide my steps around the doo.

Train me not to curse and scowl
when it's puppy's night to howl.

Grant I shan't awake in fear
with a cold nose in my ear.

Give me patience without end—
Help me be 'A Dog's Best Friend'!

- Author Unknown

Title: Re: Dog Owner's Prayer
Post by chewy on Feb 17^th, 2006, 3:05pm

And guide me to scratch their furry little heads
Even after they chewed my comfy couch to shreds!