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(Message started by: sandie99 on Feb 16^th, 2006, 2:24pm)

Title: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by sandie99 on Feb 16^th, 2006, 2:24pm

Lots of folks in here have pets, so I thought I'd share this one with you. I got this from Beliefnet's mailinglist.

Sanna

Cat Owner's Prayer

Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!

- Author Unknown

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 16^th, 2006, 2:42pm

Aw, that is TOO SWEET!!!

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 16^th, 2006, 6:36pm

Cats are not owned -- THEY let YOU exist on THEIR planet....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by cootie on Feb 17^th, 2006, 12:07am

My cats own ME.......I even have a t-shirt that says that Pam

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 17^th, 2006, 2:48am

I just love cats ;;D

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by gore2424 on Feb 17^th, 2006, 3:51am

I got two cats #1 male "Killer" #2 female "Sars" got them both year after my first cat "Stanley" past away he was 28LB and was over 18 human years old Terry

Title: Re: Cat Owner's Prayer
Post by sandie99 on Feb 17^th, 2006, 9:57am

My friend is planning to call her cats CHairman Miau and Kitler. She got the first name from Will & Grace and the second from Helen/LeLimey... ;;D

Sanna