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(Message started by: Melissa on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:21pm)

Title: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Melissa on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:21pm

;;D

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Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Donna_D. on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:33pm

http://www.tomarma.com/Stock/Fruity%20Cuties/grapes.jpg

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Margi on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:33pm

Mel, are you being kinky again?

Haven't we talked about this, young lady?

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by LeLimey on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:35pm

I have to say I agree with Mel, nothing beats a good grope! ;;D

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Margi on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:36pm

GrApe, Helen, Grape. Although....you do have a point...

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by LeLimey on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:40pm

prefer MY version Margi.. ;)

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Melissa on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:44pm

I wish I could have my grapes every day when I wake up in the morning.

;;D

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by pattik on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:44pm

I agree with Helen AND Mel...but grapes rank very high on my list of tasties....http://i1.tinypic.com/nvsh2x.gif

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by LeLimey on Feb 15^th, 2006, 12:48pm

Patti I love "wet" grapes that come in bottles too! *hic*
Not so keen on the dried variety though.. I have serious doubts that raisins were ever grapes and remain firmly convinced someone somewhere is trying to make me eat rabbit poo. :-/

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Langa on Feb 15^th, 2006, 4:10pm

on 02/15/06 at 12:48:39, LeLimey wrote:

Wet grapes in a bottle...never heard it put quite that way before... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Regarding raisins, Helen, ain't that the truth...raisins are wicked little creatures... :-[

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by vig on Feb 15^th, 2006, 4:28pm

so uh, ahem, whaddya doin' with them grapes Mel?
;;D

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 15^th, 2006, 6:22pm

Cheers Mel! [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 15^th, 2006, 8:26pm

on 02/15/06 at 16:28:04, vig wrote:

so uh, ahem, whaddya doin' with them grapes Mel?
;;D

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Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by pattik on Feb 15^th, 2006, 8:46pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
I [smiley=heart.gif] Lucy!

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by broomhilda on Feb 15^th, 2006, 8:54pm

LMAO!!! I love grapes too they do add to my daily intake of fruits!!!

The smaller the grapes the sweeter the wine ;) ;;D

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 15^th, 2006, 10:18pm

Just before Valentines day Mel asked for our thoughts on what wine to buy.

There will be no living with her now !!!!!!! [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Linda

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by Mr. Happy on Feb 15^th, 2006, 10:32pm

on 02/15/06 at 22:18:53, Linda_Howell wrote:

There will be no living with her now !

Grapes.....the fruit of love. Never mentioned living with her........just hit it and quit it. She's a tawdry broad on a good day, but she can gut and scale with the best of `em.

Heard she has _Worms_ too.
RJ

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by BikerBob on Feb 16^th, 2006, 12:45am

Quote:

I find myself thinking impure thoughts about grapes.

People, when you send in these sorts of problems, could you please provide detail. And lots of it. Pics are important too.

Grapes are about the most erotic fruit there is. You can use them to make wine, which you can use to get girls drunk with. And we all know where that leads.

You can't get chicks drunk on bananas, you know.

People think erotic thoughts about all manner of things, and most of it is normal and healthy. The trick is not to go overboard. It's OK, for example, to include grapes in your love making. Passing a grape from your mouth to your lovers can be very sensual and erotic.

Squeezing a grape and letting the juice fall onto your lovers belly before licking it off can be a fun and nutritious form of foreplay.

The thing is not to let your impure thoughts take you overboard.

I went out with a girl who was so obsessed with fruit it got ridiculous.

Here's the thing about strawberries.

Now at first, you might think it's kind of sexy and romantic. But she didn't like the pips. She made me remove them all before I was allowed to shag her. And if I missed even one, that was it for the week.

My advice is stick to seedless grapes, so your sex life doesn't suffer too much.

BB ;)

Title: Re: Grapes are my best friend.
Post by imnotbub on Feb 16^th, 2006, 10:41am

Grapes suck.[smiley=hurl.gif]

Give me GRAIN BABY!

Jim Beam for president [smiley=sayyes.gif]

[smiley=cowboy.gif] [smiley=cowboy.gif]How did they get in here?