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Title: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Sandy_C on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:32am What I Want in a Man What I Want in a Man, Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm ventin 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Jasmyn on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:44am LOL Sandy. Quote:
Beggers can't be choosers, what the hell, breathing is good enough for me. ;) |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by minnie on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:53am I gotta adimt I started making the list since becoming single again but these to list will do... If your male and these lists sounds like you please send resume' ,references and a few colored undoctored photo to ...Minnie@want a man.com [smiley=winkkiss.gif] |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Redd715 on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:54am :-X |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by LeLimey on Feb 14th, 2006, 9:58am Minnie!! No no no no no no no no no! No more men.. haven't we learned our lessons?! :o |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by pattik on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:16am [smiley=laugh.gif]Thanks, Sandy...great lists. But even though I should be using the over 52 list, the optimistic and foolish side of me dwells on the over 32 list. :-X |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Ghost on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:26am Well shoot yall dont want a man you want a GOAT!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by burnt-toast on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:43am Let me get this straight... Up until the age of 72 all gals want is strong girlfriends or guys with let's say alternative lifestyles? ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] Tom |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Kevin_M on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:49am on 02/14/06 at 09:32:51, Sandy_C wrote:
Maintaining THIS high of expectations at any age DEPENDS on lots of luck! http://www.mahatma.org.in/cartoons/images/toon057.jpg |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by TomM on Feb 14th, 2006, 10:49am on 02/14/06 at 09:32:51, Sandy_C wrote:
THAT hurt. TomM |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by Shaz on Feb 14th, 2006, 11:11am Great post Sandy. Loved your reply Jas. Thats right up my line of thinking [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Shaz xx |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by MJ on Feb 14th, 2006, 11:22am Hell women are just too demanding. I'm starting to half-think I might just want a goat too. edit to add; female goat |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by minnie on Feb 14th, 2006, 11:28am on 02/14/06 at 11:22:42, MJ wrote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh I was just gonna hook you up in chat with Ghost/goatie ;;D That's just the matchmaker in me.Maybe Chewy will stop by and share some of he sheep with you instead..... Minnie who's gonna hide now [smiley=bag.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif] |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by MJ on Feb 14th, 2006, 12:15pm on 02/14/06 at 11:28:15, minnie wrote:
Thoughtfull of you Minnie. Thanks but no thanks. I allready have 170 sheep of my own. All should start lambing in a couple weeks and then I should have another 200 or so. Then I'm selling the lot of them. The 5 rams had it made. Rather two had it made the others got the leftovers. Oh and I allready had some goats too, ate the roof rack off my expedition, the tires off a pickup, The door off the barn among other things, then they ate the fence too. Sorry goat but I hated them things. |
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Title: Re: For the gals, but take heed guys! Post by sandie99 on Feb 14th, 2006, 2:42pm ;;D I'm 25, so no wonder my wonderful boyfriend has all the qualities in the original list... ;) Sanna |
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