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Title: One day at Jimi's... Post by nani on Feb 11th, 2006, 12:08pm The husband had just finished reading a new book: 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess." ;;D |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Sean_C on Feb 11th, 2006, 12:12pm Good finish Nan, you got me LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 11th, 2006, 1:01pm Now that's funny. [smiley=laugh.gif] Our next door neighbour owns the local funeral home - you can imagine how often I use him as my threat! "I'm gonna have Phil come over NOW, with his measuring tape!" Works every time. Carol |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by sandie99 on Feb 11th, 2006, 1:43pm [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one, thanks! :) Sanna |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Langa on Feb 11th, 2006, 2:30pm LMAO! I don't know about that...Jimi is of the opinion that his wife worships the ground he walks on...or so he says anyway... [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Sandy_C on Feb 11th, 2006, 4:16pm Love it! Gotta remember that one! ;;D Sandy |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Jimi on Feb 12th, 2006, 7:09pm Not true Langa. Nani pretty well nailed it. |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Dragnlance on Feb 12th, 2006, 8:51pm so, no one mentions how the shoe tasted that night.... |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Jasmyn on Feb 13th, 2006, 3:11am LOL!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] PS: Nani, now THAT is the reason there are no books called :"YOU CAN BE THE WOMAN OF YOUR HOUSE" ;) |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by Shaz on Feb 13th, 2006, 4:05am Great one Nani. Gone to have to copy and send that one on. Shaz :-* |
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Title: Re: One day at Jimi's... Post by minnie on Feb 13th, 2006, 9:06am [smiley=crackup.gif] That was too funny...keep them coming Nani .Laughter is the best medicine for the winter blues. Minnie |
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