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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Feb 10^th, 2006, 6:30am)

Title: Cheaper Health Care Plan
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 10^th, 2006, 6:30am

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED

TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Have a "healthy" day...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
Post by maffumatt on Feb 10^th, 2006, 8:32am

that plan sounds better than the one I have now, maybe my employer should upgrade to it................

Title: Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
Post by Ueli on Feb 10^th, 2006, 8:46am

http://assets.bravenet.com/common/images/cartoon/daily/32.gif

Title: Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
Post by Sandy_C on Feb 10^th, 2006, 8:52am

;;D

Thanks for my morning chuckle!

Sandy

Title: Re: Cheaper Health Care Plan
Post by sandie99 on Feb 10^th, 2006, 9:21am

;;D

I do eat an apple a day anyway, sometimes 2 or 3... ;)

Sanna