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(Message started by: BlueMeanie on Feb 7^th, 2006, 8:27pm)

Title: Something to think about
Post by BlueMeanie on Feb 7^th, 2006, 8:27pm

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these
days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make
it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why, in California if you drive illegally, they take your driver's license, but if you're here illegally, they want to give you one?

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by Jonny on Feb 7^th, 2006, 8:37pm

on 02/07/06 at 20:27:25, BlueMeanie wrote:

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Are we still picking on Lee?.....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by minnie on Feb 7^th, 2006, 8:46pm

Something to think about.. [smiley=nono.gif]
I have made it this far through life without thinking and refuse to start now >:( :D

I smile because I have no idea whats going on..
Minnie

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by maffumatt on Feb 7^th, 2006, 8:50pm

LMAO

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by L-E-E on Feb 7^th, 2006, 11:25pm

on 02/07/06 at 20:37:55, Jonny wrote:

Are we still picking on Lee?.....LMAO ;;D

Be nice jonny. In your case it certainly turned out that way.

Lee

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by alienspacebabe on Feb 7^th, 2006, 11:27pm

Thanks for the laugh, blue....

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by L-E-E on Feb 7^th, 2006, 11:36pm

Most of that sounds like George Carlin to me.

Lee

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by sandie99 on Feb 8^th, 2006, 2:28am

That was nice post. Thank you. :)

Sanna

Title: Re: Something to think about
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 8^th, 2006, 7:44am

[smiley=laugh.gif]