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(Message started by: Jimi on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 11:55pm)

Title: Investiment Tips for 2006
Post by Jimi on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 11:55pm

2006 Investment tips

For all of you with any money left in the wake of Christmas,
the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Time Warner implosion,
and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining wll merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become: FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become: Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become: KnottNOW!

I still think prostution is the best investment You got it you sell it and you still got it!

Happy investing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Investiment Tips for 2006
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 3^rd, 2006, 2:55am

Chewy's got some money coming. I think he might wanna invest in Poupon Pants and KnottNow but then again he's already into prostration with some plastic people, so I would venture that his investment is definitely secure ;)

Title: Re: Investiment Tips for 2006
Post by sandie99 on Feb 3^rd, 2006, 3:26am

[smiley=laugh.gif] Those tips sound MMMgood! ;;D

Sanna

Title: Re: Investiment Tips for 2006
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 3^rd, 2006, 3:52am

My mum put a thousand dollars into HIH shares and has $6.54 to show for it. My brother put a thousand bucks into the great Telstra sell-off round 1 and now owns the princely sum $11.43. My cousin had a grand in Enron which magically converted itself to a debt of $4.36.

I bought a thousand dollars worth of beer, had a great time while meeting interesting people and scores of beautiful women, and sold the empty cans to a re-cycle plant for $36.97, thank you.

Looking for investment advice? You know my address and the price is right.

Door's open,

Brian.

Title: Re: Investiment Tips for 2006
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 3^rd, 2006, 4:01am

on 02/03/06 at 03:52:12, AussieBrian wrote:

I bought a thousand dollars worth of beer, had a great time while meeting interesting people and scores of beautiful women, and sold the empty cans to a re-cycle plant for $36.97, thank you.

Yip Mr Brain you've got the right and left attitude. People surely become more interesting and - in my case - men seem more handsome after a few.

Recycling pays ;)