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(Message started by: chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:19pm)

Title: Overwhelmed
Post by chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:19pm
Wow. Apparantly I had rich relatives all over the world that all died at the same time. Tons of emails all of a sudden bequething me millions of dollars. I've got government officials, bankers, concerned parties, lawyers, etc. all emailing me with this wonderful but sad news.

I sent them all my banking info so I can be rich!

Thats OK right?

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by nani on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:22pm
Oh chewy...I've been looking for you! I have some money for you, too. Just PM me your SS#, Mastercard and Visa Platinum numbers (with expiratin dates) and a copy of your ID...

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by vig on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:32pm

on 02/02/06 at 13:22:54, nani wrote:
Oh chewy...I've been looking for you! I have some money for you, too. Just PM me your SS#, Mastercard and Visa Platinum numbers (with expiratin dates) and a copy of your ID...

don't forget to ask for that little 3 digit number on the back of the credit cards, Nani
;)

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Ghost on Feb 2nd, 2006, 1:35pm
also for a small cash amount I will speak to a dead relative for you ok! ;;D ;;D

Only $24,999.95

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:22pm

Quote:
also for a small cash amount I will speak to a dead relative for you ok!


Fuck em. Already getting their cash. If you talk to them they might ask for it back!

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Gena on Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:42pm
Vibes for your dead relatives~~~~~~~~~~

Dead or not if they are related to you they need them  :-*

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:59pm

Quote:
Dead or not if they are related to you they need them  


LMAO!

No argument from me and sure as hell no argument from them!

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:03pm
So you can be overwhelmed and sometimes even underwhelmed - can ya be just plain whelmed and what would it mean if you could?

Send me your banking information - and perhaps I'll share the secrets of life with you! ;;D

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Guiseppi on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:11pm
I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by seasonalboomer on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:25pm

on 02/02/06 at 15:11:48, Guiseppi wrote:
I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?

Guiseppi


it would seem that you could, since I can either agree or disagree with you. So be whelmed, it's in the dictionary. maybe Lee can pull us out a definition from Websters

whelm: (hwelm)..............


scott

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 3:54pm

on 02/02/06 at 15:11:48, Guiseppi wrote:
I've wondered the same thing Grandma, and instead of being disgruntled, can i just be gruntled?

Guiseppi


Why yes, you can my friend.  You can be just as gruntled as you'd like to be.

Another question then - if the plural of tooth is teeth- is the plural of booth - beeth!  Enquiring minds - doncha know!

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Ghost on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:11pm

on 02/02/06 at 15:54:52, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Why yes, you can my friend.  You can be just as gruntled as you'd like to be.

Another question then - if the plural of tooth is teeth3 rednecks- is the plural of booth - beeth!  Enquiring minds - doncha know!

Fixed it ;;D :D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:19pm

Quote:
maybe Lee can pull us out a definition from Websters


If he PMs it to me can I post it ?

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:21pm
And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 5:22pm
[quote author=chewy link=board=general;num=1138904378;start=0#12 date=02/02/06 at 17:19:08]

If he PMs it to me can I post it ?[/quote]

Make nice, brat! ::)

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Kevin_M on Feb 2nd, 2006, 7:20pm

on 02/02/06 at 13:19:38, chewy wrote:
I sent them all my banking info so I can be rich!


Dear Mr. Chewy,

Thank you for providing all the info requested.  We were able to amass that your total net worth is negative $84,972.41.  You have also forwarded us all of your identity information too.  In short, we do not want be you.  
 Enclosed you will find we've returned all you've sent us, and a bag of dirt with a hoe the area dirt farmers contributed for you as a possible hand up in life.

All our best to you Mr. Chewy.

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by alienspacebabe on Feb 2nd, 2006, 7:32pm
well shit. I thought this was a post for us to dump about being overwhelmed.

then again - read post, cross it off to-do list

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by cootie on Feb 2nd, 2006, 10:52pm
Could you transfer funds to my account so I can have a sex change to be a bitch.......oh wait a minute........give me a few minutes and I'll think of sumthin else. Grrrrr snarl growl girl Pam  8)

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by chewy on Feb 2nd, 2006, 11:09pm

Quote:
In short, we do not want be you.


HMMM? Youse guyz are smarter dan I taught.

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by CHTom on Feb 3rd, 2006, 12:03am

on 02/02/06 at 17:21:07, AussieBrian wrote:
And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?


Congress!

Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Jasmyn on Feb 3rd, 2006, 2:45am
http://www.humor-day.com/funny_pictures/372.jpg

I'm making the obvious, oblivious.


Quote:
Posted by: AussieBrian Posted on: Today at 12:24am
And if the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?  


http://www.midcoast.com.au/~keno/Coffee/Caveman.jpg

Uh... No, there is no such thing as progress ;)

PS:  It does not take much to overwhelm a man ::)


Title: Re: Overwhelmed
Post by Cathi04 on Feb 3rd, 2006, 7:29am
Dear Mr Chewy,
'We Understand you plan to come into a sizeable amount of money in the very near future. Please accept our congratulations.

We would like to give you a ground floor opportunity.

We, here at Arizona Realty and Trust would like to let you in on a little -known secret, but you MUST, until you complete your purchase, keep this ONE little confidence with us!

We have, in our inventory, RIGHT NOW, property for sale that is imminent beach front land! Yes! Be the first to own this marvelous soon-to-be beachfront property!

Acres and acres...why the sand is already there!! If you act quickly, you can own some of this burgeoning beach-front property. In fact, send whatever you wish.....well, up to a million dollars.I will hand pick the property for you, and send you a deed forthwith. No need to come down.a busy man needs not do that....just trust me to make this marvelous opportunity yet another of your dreams come true!

I will be calling you this afternoon.... no pressure, of course....just a griend helping a friend......

Yours in business......

Frances Flimflam
Arizona Realty and Trust



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