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(Message started by: chewy on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 7:53am)

Title: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by chewy on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 7:53am

I thought the IRS were bad guys. I was wrong. Did my 2005 taxes and recieved a major slap again . So I called them and they took their valuable time to set up a 9 point financial management plan for me. Here it is:

1. Live in a tent.

2. Do laundry in the river. Use generic soap like sea gull shit.

3. While I'm down at the river......pick muscles.

4. Commute by bicycle.

5. Buy balogna in bulk.

6. Annual charitable donations to something called the "Halliburton Relief Fund"

7. Reduce social activities by staying in my tent and have a balogna and muscle buffet.

8. Secondary employment. They faxed over a map of local area dumpsters.

9. Sign the IRS on as my death benefit beneficiary. That way my balance can get paid after I'm dead.

Thanks IRS guys! Peddaling off to the river now.

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 8:38am

And people say the IRS doesn't have a heart....

How could anyone be so wrong??? :-/

Hugs BD

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by vig on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 9:10am

I've e-filed before and I even Tele-Filed last year.
I don't see either option directly from the IRS this year; just link-throughs to Tax Preparers.

anybody know what happened?

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by chewy on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 9:18am

Sure I know what happened.

The tax preparation industry has a good lobbey.

Title: They didn't mention the free cheese..
Post by Richr8 on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 9:44am

...program or WAC?

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by Sean_C on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 10:14am

on 02/02/06 at 07:53:05, chewy wrote:

Peddaling off to the river now.

I've been under water for years dude, I just haven't got the balls to breath in yet ;;D

Shall we do the Charles or the Mystic ;;D

This is for you bro, crank it up ;;D

http://www.ochs69.com/music/variousartists/Standells-Dirty-Water.wma

Sean..............................................

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by chewy on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 7:16pm

Quote:

Shall we do the Charles or the Mystic

I'll check the tides.

Those IRS guys just never quit helpin ! Just got an email.

They have a direct line to God. He'll keep me alive until I'm paid up. Know what this means for CHers?

We'll finally know if you still get CH at 185 years old.

Title: Re: The IRS guys are very helpful
Post by Sandy_C on Feb 2^nd, 2006, 7:54pm

I use Turbo Tax and have for years. I do our personal taxes, long form, and three businesses (Schedule C) forms, with all the depreciation crap, office in the home, travel & entertainment( we entertain a lot)

;)

So far, I've been pleased. Maybe I could get a bigger refund if I went somewhere else, but I doubt it. It's a simple but very complete program, and it also does my state taxes. And, it's cheaper than hiring an accountant - three business after all - he'd rape me!

Sandy