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Title: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by BarbaraD on Jan 26th, 2006, 6:34pm WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, January 30, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To ! Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning! at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration, Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. ;) ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by LeLimey on Jan 26th, 2006, 6:44pm Where do we sign up goats and husbands?? ::) |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Jonny on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:20pm I got your back, Goatboy ;;D "Man's 50 Rules for Women": 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship." 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 12. You have enough clothes. 13. You have too many shoes. 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 15. Your brother is an idiot. 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries. 18. Share the bathroom. 19. Share the closet. 20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 22. Nothing says 'I love you' like a blowjob in the morning. 23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 24. Check your oil. 25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Gena on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:28pm on 01/26/06 at 19:20:05, Jonny wrote:
I think that this one is a given with most of us on here ::) |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by maffumatt on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:29pm Class #15 How to train your woman to do all the things learned in classes 1-14 |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Jonny on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:31pm on 01/26/06 at 19:28:06, Gena wrote:
I dont know about that...just how many women are chronic here? |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by chewy on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:36pm Quote:
I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me! It doesnt have to. The woman of the house does that for it! What do I win? |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Redd715 on Jan 26th, 2006, 7:57pm on 01/26/06 at 19:31:02, Jonny wrote:
I'm one.....Number ONE... (and don't you forget it) ;;D |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by BobG on Jan 26th, 2006, 8:03pm Quote:
I know the answer to this one. It's that Avocado Green thing with a window in the door that the wife uses to store cobwebs. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Jonny on Jan 26th, 2006, 8:07pm on 01/26/06 at 19:57:42, Redd715 wrote:
Yes Dear :'( |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by maffumatt on Jan 26th, 2006, 8:12pm on 01/26/06 at 20:03:14, BobG wrote:
LMAO!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 26th, 2006, 8:44pm Quote:
Class Dismissed!!!! http://www.cotf.edu/ete/images/modules/troppois/bulldozer_full.jpg |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Opus on Jan 26th, 2006, 11:19pm Mens classes? I know a woman who could really use classes 1,4,5,7,13, and 14. Opus/Paul PS Class 12 is useless, all it does is make her think she can streach out shopping to 6 hours, even on a work night. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by cootie on Jan 26th, 2006, 11:37pm NO not the cat ! What about trainin men to 'call for a fuckin pizza'......that's my latest gripe !! I told him to go ahead and call for one.......he said he will NEVER do that and got pissed. Then miss short fused me got pisster !! So.......he had soup for dinner Pam >:( |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by LeLimey on Jan 27th, 2006, 3:08am Women who are chronic here?? Well... I'm hoping with these ole RC seeds I won't be for much longer! ;) |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by sandie99 on Jan 27th, 2006, 8:19am Good one, Barbara! Thanks for sharing it! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] BTW, I'm a chronic. Luckily in remission... ;) Best wishes & PF days, Sanna |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by E-Double on Jan 27th, 2006, 8:22am on 01/26/06 at 19:36:59, chewy wrote:
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by AussieBrian on Jan 27th, 2006, 9:05am Not the toilet seat again!! (Ladies, look before you leak.) |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Ghost on Jan 27th, 2006, 9:24am Ok thanks for getting my back now im here goats got lots of klass kinder garted klass, pursd grate klass, sekund grate klass, turt grate klass, fort grate klass, fist grate klass, sex grate klass, sebent grate klass, ate grate klass, and da rest! see I got loads ob klass!!!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Ghost on Jan 27th, 2006, 9:25am Oh and before I forget if the seat thang bothers the CHenz use THE SINK !!!!! we do! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Langa on Jan 27th, 2006, 10:37am Quote:
Sounds like my brother :-/...I just always remind him it works both ways... [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by pattik on Jan 27th, 2006, 10:51am on 01/27/06 at 09:25:37, Ghost wrote:
[smiley=hurl.gif]Well now, isn't that a great image. Remind me to quit using the sink for ANYTHING. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by imnotbub on Jan 27th, 2006, 2:45pm Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoid ing The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. My wife asked me, when I gave her hell for complaining about the toilet seat, if I ever sat on a toilet when the seat was up. I said yes, once, and I never did it again. The lesson there was to look before you sit. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by imnotbub on Jan 27th, 2006, 2:46pm I was going to post a picture of myself until I saw the little guy at the left of my posts. That's ME at work. Just in case you were curious. |
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Title: Re: ADULT CLASSES FOR MEN....... Post by Charlie on Jan 27th, 2006, 6:35pm Quote:
Don't worry. It's not so bad if you take the dishes out first. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/lysol.gif |
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