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(Message started by: Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 12:45pm)

Title: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 12:45pm

http://www.upc-online.org/molting/60905suffer.htm

;;D

http://www.upc-online.org/henny%27s_new_friends.html

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

This oughtta bring out the Chenz ;;D bring it beaky ones!!!!! 8) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

The goat has ~~babbled~~ spoken ;)

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 12:49pm

http://www.upc-online.org/alerts/index.html

and
http://www.upc-online.org/alerts/81105rabbit.htm

and
http://www.upc-online.org/alerts/80305carlsjr.htm

my favorite though is
http://www.upc-online.org/alerts/60905wildoats.htm

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 12:59pm

http://homecooking.about.com/library/weekly/aa101199a.htm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by LeLimey on Jan 26^th, 2006, 1:55pm

Goatie came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk,as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing White robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Goatie, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Goatie was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but; there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Goatie was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how Are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad " replies Goatie" But I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".

You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Goatie "Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming And he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him..... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt....an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Goat, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 26^th, 2006, 2:08pm

They can put a man on the moon so why can't they put a "goat" there. :(

Linda

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by pattik on Jan 26^th, 2006, 2:32pm

I'm up for darts....anyone else? ;;D
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/dartscopy.jpg

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 3:17pm

There thats better the world is right again. [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 3:19pm

on 01/26/06 at 14:32:44, pattik wrote:

I'm up for darts....anyone else? ;;D
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/dartscopy.jpg

hey my horn's bigger than that, ... oh wait i forgot to remove the reading glasses again! ;;D :o :o :o

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Chillrmn1 on Jan 26^th, 2006, 5:19pm

on 01/26/06 at 13:55:36, LeLimey wrote:

and heard his wife shouting "Goat, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed"

Round 1 goes to LeLimey.

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Ghost on Jan 26^th, 2006, 5:45pm

on 01/26/06 at 17:19:01, Chillrmn1 wrote:

Round 1 goes to LeLimey.

Always, Always!!!!
Aint she cute when riled? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Chillrmn1 on Jan 26^th, 2006, 6:33pm

Yup, she sure is ;)

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by sandie99 on Jan 27^th, 2006, 9:33am

Helen, that story was priceless! ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by pattik on Jan 27^th, 2006, 9:49am

on 01/26/06 at 15:19:17, Ghost wrote:

hey my horn's bigger than that, ... oh wait i forgot to remove the ~~reading glasses~~binoculars again! ;;D

Title: Re: Chenz Part IV
Post by Langa on Jan 27^th, 2006, 10:34am

on 01/26/06 at 14:08:41, Linda_Howell wrote:

They can put a man on the moon so why can't they put a "goat" there. :(

Linda

LMAO!

We can continue hoping, no???

Langa