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(Message started by: BikerBob on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:18pm)
Title: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by BikerBob on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:18pm
This is a quick psychological profile, and it is pretty accurate.

It consists of 10 questions and it will take only about 2 minutes.

This is a real test given by Human Relations Departments at many
major corporations. It helps them get better insight into their
prospective employees.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready to keep track of your answers.

Ready? Scroll down and begin. What is your score and how accurate do you think it is?


1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon & and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with
a) a big, appreciative laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You’re working very hard, concentrating hard, and you’re
interrupted; do you ...
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments
before going to sleep, you lie
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant

Scroll down to compute your grade.


POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1


Now compute your total points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should “handle
with care”. You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is
extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could
be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to
become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly
volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader,
who’s quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.
They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try
anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an
adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the
excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s
constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-
balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as
kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always
cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and
fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and
steady plodder. It’d really surprise them if you ever did
something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting
you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then,
usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused
partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and
indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants
someone else to make the decisions & who doesn’t want to get
involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier
who always sees problems that don’t exist. Some people think
you’re boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren’t.

BB
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:24pm
51 points

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly
volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader,
who’s quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.
They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try
anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an
adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the
excitement you radiate.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Melissa on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:43pm
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.

[smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Jimi on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:47pm
hmmmmmmmmmm 40
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by nani on Jan 23rd, 2006, 3:47pm
42

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well- balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by maffumatt on Jan 23rd, 2006, 4:11pm
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by chewy on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:03pm
37....pretty accurate.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by pattik on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:12pm
37 Points....and quite accurate.  Interesting.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by aprilbee on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:15pm

on 01/23/06 at 15:47:37, nani wrote:
42

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well- balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.


My score too...I'm not sure I'm always found interesting though... :D
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Gena on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:17pm
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming,
amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s
constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-
balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as
kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always
cheer them up and help them out.


;;D yep thats me!!!!!!!! ::)
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by JenniferD on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:24pm
got my answer,  but not stupid enough to post it.   :-X
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by TomM on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:37pm

on 01/23/06 at 17:24:36, JenniferD wrote:
got my answer,  but not stupid enough to post it.   :-X

Sure sign of a deviant.  ;;D
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 23rd, 2006, 5:55pm
36

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by minnie on Jan 23rd, 2006, 6:11pm
my score 40......

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.
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I'm a little indecisive ended up asking April and Beth what they thought on some question.
  Minnie
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Ghost on Jan 23rd, 2006, 7:31pm
38 points

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Redd715 on Jan 23rd, 2006, 7:40pm
40

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &
practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but
modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily,
but someone who’s extremely loyal to friends you do make and
who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get
to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your
friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over
it if that trust is ever broken.
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by MJ on Jan 23rd, 2006, 7:47pm
Did it twice.

1st time 52 points

2nd time 39 points
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Redd715 on Jan 23rd, 2006, 8:21pm

on 01/23/06 at 19:47:28, MJ wrote:
Did it twice.

1st time 52 points

2nd time 39 points



[smiley=huh.gif] With all respect MJ...split personality?

Just kidding....
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Ghost on Jan 23rd, 2006, 8:25pm

on 01/23/06 at 19:47:28, MJ wrote:
Did it twice.

1st time 52 points

2nd time 39 points

I was gonna say kinda conflicted!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Phil L on Jan 23rd, 2006, 8:47pm
47 points and fairly accurate (as if I know myself that
well)................Phil
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by cootie on Jan 23rd, 2006, 9:26pm
41 but I feel more like a minus 10 Pam  :P
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by MJ on Jan 24th, 2006, 1:10am

on 01/23/06 at 20:21:11, Redd715 wrote:
[smiley=huh.gif] With all respect MJ...split personality?

Just kidding....


My thoughts excactly but I looked twice in the same mirror.  ;)
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by LeLimey on Jan 24th, 2006, 1:45am
44.. what a pile of poo!  ::) (MY results I mean.. not anyone else's!)
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by sandie99 on Jan 24th, 2006, 2:35am
43... ;;D

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who’s constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well- balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who’ll always cheer them up and help them out.

That's me. ;)
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by BikerBob on Jan 24th, 2006, 2:39am
Here's a special version of the test just for Jonny because he's so "different"...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking.
b) Screwing.
c) Taking the mule to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Your blood-test results.
c) Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first.
b) You both climax simultaneously.
c) You don't miss the Boston Red Sox game.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play.
b) Not the sort of thing your partner would agree to.
c) Not the sort of thing your partner needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a partner you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience.
b) The second best part of the experience.
c) $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) Of no influence on your affection for her.
b) Not a problem, she can join your gym.
c) A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) The best kind to be.
b) A myth.
c) An oxymoron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) An appetizer is to an entree.
b) Primer is to paint.
c) A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

10. If you have a big dick, you:
a) Whip it out in the bath house.
b) Reserve it for women in your bed.
c) Brag about it to everyone and whack off to porn every day.


Evaluating Results:

If you answered "a" more than 5 times, you're a FAG !

If you answered "b" more than 5 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "c" more than 5 times, "YOU DA KING".

;;D
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by Dave_Emond on Jan 24th, 2006, 5:31am
36 ... yeah, actually sounds about right.
Dave
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by syzygy9 on Jan 24th, 2006, 2:54pm
60 on the dot.



eh I suppose
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by nani on Jan 25th, 2006, 12:17am

on 01/24/06 at 02:39:13, BikerBob wrote:
Here's a special version of the test just for Jonny because he's so "different"...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking.
b) Screwing.
c) Taking the mule to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
b) Your blood-test results.
c) Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first.
b) You both climax simultaneously.
c) You don't miss the Boston Red Sox game.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play.
b) Not the sort of thing your partner would agree to.
c) Not the sort of thing your partner needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a partner you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience.
b) The second best part of the experience.
c) $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) Of no influence on your affection for her.
b) Not a problem, she can join your gym.
c) A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) The best kind to be.
b) A myth.
c) An oxymoron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) An appetizer is to an entree.
b) Primer is to paint.
c) A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
b) Is uptight and a waste of time.
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

10. If you have a big dick, you:
a) Whip it out in the bath house.
b) Reserve it for women in your bed.
c) Brag about it to everyone and whack off to porn every day.


Evaluating Results:

If you answered "a" more than 5 times, you're a FAG !

If you answered "b" more than 5 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "c" more than 5 times, "YOU DA KING".

;;D


ROTFLMAO!!!   http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
Title: Re: What's your Psychological Profile ?
Post by alchemy on Jan 25th, 2006, 8:00am
mine said I am a sociopathic ax murderer whose considerate enough not to leave the toilet seat up. LOL


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