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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jan 19^th, 2006, 8:09pm)

Title: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by Redd715 on Jan 19^th, 2006, 8:09pm

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of "head
cheese", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menominee, Manitowoc, and
Lac du Flambeau, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway, you might live in Wisconsin.

If "vacation" means going up north past Hwy. 8 for the weekend, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back again,
you might live in Wisconsin.

If your whole family wears Packer green to church on Sunday, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you can drive 65 m.p.h. through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings
and funerals! ), you might live in Wisconsin.

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows
how to use them, you might live in Wisconsin.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
at any given time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you refer to the Packers as "we", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you consider Minneapolis exotic, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to polka, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you go out for a fish fry every Friday, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If you find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Wisconsin friends, you might live in Wisconsin.

Title: Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by Kevin_M on Jan 19^th, 2006, 8:28pm

Many real goodies there.

If your idea of a fun get together is to invite about a hundred clusterhead friends in midsummer to where they make beer and Harleys, you might live in Wisconsin.

;)

Title: Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by pattik on Jan 19^th, 2006, 11:01pm

Quote:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wisconsin.

I used to work in one like that

Quote:

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menominee, Manitowoc, and
Lac du Flambeau, you might live in Wisconsin.

Let's not forget about Weyauwega.

Quote:

If you can drive 65 m.p.h. through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live inWisconsin.

Been there, done that

Quote:

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Wisconsin. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Wisconsin.

Been there, done that too

And if you call a drinking fountain a "bubbler", you might also be from Wisconsin. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by jimmers on Jan 19^th, 2006, 11:14pm

If you know what a bubbler is, you might live in Wisconsin.

If the person you rent the lake cottage from is from Illinois, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you don't really need snow to go snowmobiling, you might live in Wisconsin.

If cows are painted orange during deer season, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have the words "Who Farted?" on your cap, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you eat raw beef and onions, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you order at least 4 drinks for yourself at last call, you might live in Wisconsin.

If going on a diet means switching to lite beer, you DO live in Wisconsin.

Seeya,

Wisconsinite Jimmers

Title: Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by Langa on Jan 19^th, 2006, 11:29pm

These are great Sis... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:
Post by Karla on Jan 19^th, 2006, 11:36pm

How true it is! Thanks for the laughs!! I love living in WI and wouldn't live anywhere else.