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(Message started by: Ghost on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:37pm)
Title: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Ghost on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:37pm
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Ask Your Doctor or Pharmacist
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:47pm
I can recommend it highly. When mixed with a little lime juice, it works wonders for the psyche.... In fact I think I lost my psyche down close to the border back in 80 or was it 81 - oh well time flies when you're having fun :D!

Hugs BD
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by JenniferD on Jan 19th, 2006, 4:23pm
I personally have taken extra strength Tequila in shooter form, for medicinal purposes mind you.

Tequila helped me overcome fear of public debauchery, fear of wearing a toga, and fear of limbo sticks while in Mexico. Yes, I can say for sure, Tequila works!

(results are typical. The above statements have been made by an actual Tequila user, and has not been reimbursed for her endorsement)
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Carl_D on Jan 20th, 2006, 8:01am
If you find Tequila is ineffective I recommend Jagermeister!

;)
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by maffumatt on Jan 20th, 2006, 7:41pm
Oh back in the day..........Tequila can get  you in trouble..........
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Redd715 on Jan 20th, 2006, 7:53pm

on 01/20/06 at 19:41:55, maffumatt wrote:
Oh back in the day..........Tequila can get  you in trouble..........



How right you are ......and I'll never tell :-X ::)
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 20th, 2006, 8:21pm
And I have returned Tequila shooter form at both ends....what goes in can quickly come back out Pam  8)
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by sandie99 on Jan 21st, 2006, 3:51am
What do you know, back here Finlandia vodka seems to get people into all sorts of trouble... :-X
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 22nd, 2006, 10:15pm

on 01/19/06 at 13:37:05, Ghost wrote:

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


I remember them but not all on the same night. :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Barry
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 22nd, 2006, 10:25pm


  Singing....."Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine"...


   Instant not a very nice person.  Just add Tequila.  


Linda
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 22nd, 2006, 10:53pm
One tequila                                                                                            Two tequila                                                                                                    Three tequila                                                                                                                                      floor..........

Guiseppi
Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 22nd, 2006, 11:02pm

on 01/22/06 at 22:53:43, Guiseppi wrote:
One tequila                                                                                            Two tequila                                                                                                    Three tequila                                                                                                                                      floor..........

Guiseppi

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Title: Re: New Medicine For What Ails Ya!!!
Post by cootie on Jan 22nd, 2006, 11:12pm
Vodka lemon drop shots got me into alot of trouble years ago when I got a bit woozey and had to go stand outside a bit and a cop nailed my ass for being on private property cuz I went to go stand and air out in an alley next to the bar that turned out to be BANK property. When the cop asked my name I did a nice PEUK version of "PAM" on his shoes. Those were the HAZEY DAZE Pam


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