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Title: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 18th, 2006, 7:38pm Tomorrow I embark on a journey to Arizona and will actually meet up with some clusterheads, I will not have Internet access as I am not bringing my laptop. This Kingdom will be without its King for the first time in many years and that saddens me......So....... I'm leaving the keys to Chewy ;;D Chewy, You are here by authorized to slap the shit out of Lee every time he makes an ass out of himself, If he gets out of hand, call my cell phone and I will get to a cyber cafe and put the hammer down!!;;D I will say my final farewell in the morning, I just wanted to warn the family. (Sean, you will be on my mind this whole trip, Bud :'( ) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 18th, 2006, 7:43pm Would you kindly post Chewy's resume so we can be sure he's worthy of being Second in Command? ;;D Can't have just any ol' body running the joint! Carol |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 18th, 2006, 7:47pm on 01/18/06 at 19:43:16, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Chewy folded towels at the bathhouse for 15 years, plus hes had CH for 25 years. Just dont get use to him....Ill be back Tuesday....LOL None of this Chewy! Chewy! Chewy!....Bullshit ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 18th, 2006, 7:52pm Jeesus Jonny You scared the living crap out of me. Enjoy the trip. Kind Regards Barry |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 18th, 2006, 7:58pm on 01/18/06 at 19:38:44, Jonny wrote:
Make an extra though, in case it vibrates out of his pocket down into the cushions of the La-Z-Boy while he's snoozin' and he spends the entire time digging up the back yard wondering where his dog buried it. Have a time in the sun 8) Key to the kingdom for the key to the road. |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:02pm Quote:
Well Crap - it that's all it takes - I've folded towels for about 50 years, albeit not in a bathhouse. Does a laundry room count and pffffft - have had CH for much longer than 25 years. So what you're sayin' is ya like Chewy better! Hmmmm ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:10pm on 01/18/06 at 20:02:39, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
Yo Chewy!!....You have a Queen....(When I get back I want her back ;;D ) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:13pm Beat it punk. Get goin. Keep movin. I got me a Queen! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by maffumatt on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:15pm on 01/18/06 at 20:13:10, chewy wrote:
to easy |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:18pm Quote:
Hew Chewy - ya wanna rephrase that? ;;D Just thought I'd ask. ;) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Redd715 on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:20pm Gimme the troll boots while you are gone Bro..... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:29pm First runner-up for the chewy bubblegum queen http://www.geocities.com/scramarama/bubblegumqueencrop.jpg |
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Title: Re: .... Post by chewy on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:30pm Quote:
Oh yeah. Did I mention I'm heart broken? Probably didn't. Fuck it. |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:32pm on 01/18/06 at 20:13:10, chewy wrote:
Remember who you are dealing with, Chewy! I didnt buy this kilt for nothing. http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dd30b3127cce90e48ed6372c00000016108AZM2bNk5bM6 It works good when tea bagging you ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by BarbaraD on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:38pm Have fun Jonny and give our girl a hug for me.... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by vig on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:42pm go have some well-deserved fun in the sun, bro! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Cathi04 on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:45pm Heyy! You said I could be King if you ever left!!!!!!!!!!! Packing up my toys and going.......... >:( >:( >:( >:(....to make dinner, that is........ Jonny, enjoy AZ-we demand pics.and would please remember the Jonny salute??? Thanks! Have a great time! :o "King"Cathi |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by minnie on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:46pm Aww Jonny Hon you'll be missed.Have a safe trip and know we'll all be thinking of you.I'd tell you to have fun but I think you have that covered [smiley=winkkiss.gif] .Wish I was going to the meet and greet in Arizona sounds warm.well most of the meet and greet ;;D .Oh can I be the princess people think I'm royality.Yeap I get called a royal pain the the a$$ all the time.PLease ,please ,please that'll give me an exuse to sit on my throne til your back. her royal |
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Title: And the sign sRe: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by TomM on Jan 18th, 2006, 8:57pm And the sign said Long-haired freaky people need not apply So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by broomhilda on Jan 18th, 2006, 9:07pm Ahhh sunshine, I could use some of that too :) Have a great trip, enjoy the time away... Signed Princess Andrea ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 18th, 2006, 9:07pm LMAO....Tom ;;D Minnie...your in as princess....dont let nobody give you any shit ;) Night folks :-* |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by maffumatt on Jan 18th, 2006, 9:13pm your still here? |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by alienspacebabe on Jan 18th, 2006, 9:44pm Have fun, Jonny Don't do anything I would do. |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by marlinsfan on Jan 18th, 2006, 10:03pm Enjoy your trip, bro. We'll try not to burn the place down, but I can't promise we won't overthrow the temporary king. 8) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by jimmers on Jan 18th, 2006, 10:07pm YADDA, YADDA, YADDA, Enough with these long drawn out goodbyes! Get outta here already, Jesus ;;D And wasn't "Chewy" Wally Cleavers best friend on Leave It To Beaver? Don, you really watch to much of the TVland channel [smiley=laugh.gif] Have a good time jonny! Seeya, Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by mynm156 on Jan 18th, 2006, 10:44pm Cant wait till ya get here Bro!!! MYNM156 |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by cootie on Jan 18th, 2006, 10:48pm Need a 'bitch'.....if so I'm in.....I'll substitute for the loss of jonny's tatt's stat's here Pam |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Karla on Jan 18th, 2006, 10:49pm have a safe trip. I will miss you. Hurry back home! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 18th, 2006, 11:06pm If..uh, um..uhhhhh,,,Chewy sets down any laws/rules/edicts/etc. while you're gone I'm gonna call DJ. ;;D Linda say hello to our mutual friend for me. ;) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by nani on Jan 18th, 2006, 11:21pm Have fun and be safe, bro. :-* |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 18th, 2006, 11:25pm Rule #1 No one calls DJ |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 19th, 2006, 12:03am on 01/18/06 at 23:25:38, chewy wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D :D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by forgetfulnot on Jan 19th, 2006, 12:20am Be careful, walk lightly we don't care much for longhairs out here. You might have a new do when you get back :o Lee |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 19th, 2006, 12:46am Quote:
Jonny hasn't even left and already the king of the Bathhouse has spoken. [smiley=bow.gif] She, who is phoneless ::) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by burnt-toast on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:49am 8) Enjoy your trip. Stay safe. Tom |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by forgetfulnot on Jan 19th, 2006, 3:25am Who cares if someone calls DJ? Lee |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 3:50am Well sod this poxy time difference! All the good jobs are gone, can't be Queen, can't be a princess... can't even be the bitch as Cootie nabbed that one from under me. Oh well... just call me the Palace Scrubber ::) Have a great time Jonny :-* |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 19th, 2006, 5:46am This is it folks....see ya next Tuesday (Wait, that dont sound right....LOL) If my plane crashes and Lee laughs....Everyone kill him!!! Its all yours Chewy :-* Bye |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 19th, 2006, 7:09am Quote:
Royal Court Trollop is still open. Also seeking 1 maid-a-milkin |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Jonny on Jan 19th, 2006, 7:34am Guess who found a puter at the airport?.....LMAO ;;D Bastards cancelled my flight, now I get to wait two fucking hours for the next one. Chewy, How come the pilgrims are not bowing before you?.....Get with it man!!!!....Crack that whip......LOL ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by JenniferD on Jan 19th, 2006, 7:34am on 01/19/06 at 07:09:54, chewy wrote:
Dear Mr. Chewy, I recently saw your ad for 1 maid-a-milkin on the clusterhead messageboard and in response, I have attached my resume. As you can see, my a-milkin skills have been finely honed thru years of a-milkin and have earned the title of Maid-a-milkin Extraordinaire 2002-2006. Please feel free to contact me for a personal interview and I will be happy to present my skills and expertise for your review. Sincerely, JenniferD |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 7:46am on 01/19/06 at 07:09:54, chewy wrote:
Actually Palace Scrubber is pretty much the same thing! (In English!) Jonny I may have to bow before him in your absence but we still won't be seeing eye to eye! ;) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 19th, 2006, 8:16am Quote:
Alright! alright! Serving wench? Jen "Your hired"!! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Sandy_C on Jan 19th, 2006, 8:17am Barring Jonny's plane crashing - the King still lives, so how can Chewy become King in the King's absence? I think Chewy is only the Regent, and we don't need to bow to a Regent do we???? Oh well, there goes my opportunity for employment in the castle - I was shooting for one of the nine dancing ladies, or palace guard, (guarding the throne room ;)) Unemployed again Sandy |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by TomM on Jan 19th, 2006, 9:11am on 01/18/06 at 22:07:01, jimmers wrote:
on 01/19/06 at 07:34:54, JenniferD wrote:
on 01/19/06 at 05:46:57, Jonny wrote:
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 19th, 2006, 9:58am Quote:
Your always welcome to kneel. 8) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by E-Double on Jan 19th, 2006, 10:11am on 01/19/06 at 05:46:57, Jonny wrote:
Later C U N T ;) Have a blast! Ex2 |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2006, 10:37am If the plane is gonna crash (god forbid) maybe you could bribe the pilot to steer the plane over Lee's house and "DROP IN". The sky is raining jonny men Pam 8) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 10:59am Eric I CANNOT believe you wrote that :o I'm shocked and stunned. Flabbergasted, discombobulated, gobsmacked even... Just never dumbstruck ;;D You obviously like hospital food ::) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by E-Double on Jan 19th, 2006, 11:02am on 01/19/06 at 10:59:32, LeLimey wrote:
C (see) U (you) N (next) T (tuesday) Damn proper Brits ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 11:11am Eric you don't know how many times I've smiled sweetly and used that expression! And I think you'd know after Dallas just how "proper" I am! [smiley=laugh.gif] Love from the palace scrubber (which is a rude word here to call a lady!) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Ghost on Jan 19th, 2006, 11:18am on 01/19/06 at 07:34:54, JenniferD wrote:
Remember to be gentle milking the 1 uttered goat ;;D :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] Oh this is gonna be fun!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Stolen from another thread on 01/18/06 at 16:38:00, Donna_D. wrote:
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by E-Double on Jan 19th, 2006, 12:06pm on 01/19/06 at 11:11:24, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] :-* That is my new favorite remark! Palace Scrubber [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by sandie99 on Jan 19th, 2006, 12:39pm Have a great trip, Jonny! :) I think that the resident smartass' vacancy is still vacant, so since Helen's got other plans, I suppose it's my job to take care of that... ;) Sanna |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Ree on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:21pm =ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh who the heck is Chewy and why don't i know him....... ree |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Ree on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:24pm on 01/19/06 at 03:50:30, LeLimey wrote:
Ill help ya scrub Helen....love ree |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Ree on Jan 19th, 2006, 1:31pm Chewy was Beavers friend.... episode #42... I thought Chewy was the hairy guy in Star Wars...... Go ahead tell me to get a life..... |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Donna_D. on Jan 19th, 2006, 2:03pm I herby declare my intent to overthrow the throne in King Jonnys absence....while Chewy is on it! ....throne to be immediately uprighted upon his return!! :P DD |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 2:05pm DD "The Throne" here is a euphemism for the toilet.. I think Chewy's in exactly the right place! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2006, 3:04pm Is Chewy's throne a one or two seater ? Gee.....so is that what the palace scrubber gets to clean ? Scrubbin britt'ies Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by JenniferD on Jan 19th, 2006, 3:55pm on 01/19/06 at 11:18:56, Ghost wrote:
How do you think I earned the title, "Maid a-milkin' Extraordinaire" for 4 years running? ;) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by TomM on Jan 19th, 2006, 5:16pm on 01/19/06 at 15:55:15, JenniferD wrote:
Again, pictures! We ask for pictures! [video is also good] ;) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by thomas on Jan 19th, 2006, 5:27pm Enjoy the trip, be careful and return home safe. |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by E-Double on Jan 19th, 2006, 5:40pm on 01/19/06 at 11:18:56, Ghost wrote:
on 01/19/06 at 15:55:15, JenniferD wrote:
I am visualizing something pornographic :o Oh boy here we go! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Donna_D. on Jan 19th, 2006, 6:44pm on 01/19/06 at 14:05:43, LeLimey wrote:
Yep....in EXACTLY the right place ;;D on 01/19/06 at 15:04:37, cootie wrote:
Two Seats....no waiting.... http://tinypic.com/m8jxwg.jpg [smiley=laugh.gif] DD |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by LeLimey on Jan 19th, 2006, 6:50pm ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by cootie on Jan 19th, 2006, 8:42pm At least jonny's on top for a change........double decker Pam 8) :-X 8) |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Kirk on Jan 19th, 2006, 9:40pm Good bye, Good luck and have fun bro. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Cathi04 on Jan 20th, 2006, 10:35am LOL!! Isn't this thread UDDERLY ridiculous??? Jonny, have a great time!! Chewy, lead on! OH, and BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;DCathi |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by chewy on Jan 20th, 2006, 12:00pm Tattoo boy dont know it yet but when he gets back the only job he'll have is Royal Lute Strummer. Play on tattoo boy, play on! |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by minnie on Jan 20th, 2006, 3:19pm on 01/18/06 at 21:07:46, Jonny wrote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Her Royal Jonny if your reading this your back safe and sound yeah.sorry you had to leave something precious in Arizona. Love to all HRHPM ;;D |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by Charlie on Jan 20th, 2006, 4:05pm http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/forums/style_emoticons/Kolobok-Light/friends.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Can't wait for you to come back sweetie. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/here sweets.gif Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/lolabove.gif |
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Title: Re: Sad to say that I must leave.... Post by dennisoc on Apr 21st, 2006, 2:04am I'm glad jonny is in charge |
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