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Title: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 5th, 2006, 2:16am "The findings suggest that the female role was far more important than was previously thought," ;) http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060104/sc_afp/scienceartindonesia;_ylt=AtQUDH0lfmVM2ZH4m9wRGMUbr7sF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Kevin_M on Jan 5th, 2006, 7:33am http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060104/capt.sge.svj83.040106181721.photo00.photo.default-384x247.jpg?x=180&y=115&sig=xDVMCB3IG2H.1tNt8svaIg-- Quote:
Well, even today Jaz, if they were to dig up remnents from our present society, they'd find men's handprints on the TV remote, displaying quite a high-handedness with it. Quote:
Women's handprints would be all over the remnants of checkbooks, and it would appear "magical" the way money was balanced between so many stores, like an art! Isn't that right Jimi? Jimi? Jimi? Help, Jimi HELP!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 5th, 2006, 8:52am That's very interesting....I like when they say that the women had higher roles , like magicians!?!?!?!? Leave it to the French |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by nani on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:31am We are magicians, Scott... we've created the illusion to let you men think you're important! ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:54am Face it all CHenz are Bi-polar and we fear them! ;;D ;;D We aint out of hand we are getting in touch with our feminine side and growing a second personality and gaining a more even field. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X ok now ill duck and cover :o 8) ;) :-* |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:56am From this... They found that the male cave dwellers grouped their handprints in given locations and the females put their own handprints in their own areas. They conclude... "The findings suggest that the female role was far more important than was previously thought..." [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] Wow... that is a real stretch. My more likely analysis... I conclude... the female handprints were in the parts of the cave known as 'the kitchen' and 'the mall'. One or more of the females were bitchslapped for stealing a males stencils while he napped after he enjoyed his blowjob. |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:59am [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 5th, 2006, 3:10pm My answer to the question: Because they always had a hearing problem! http://kewl.phear.org/albums/fun/what_men_hear.jpg Nani, high five Girl! Scott, Nani has just hit you with the handbook [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Kevin I see you need more back-up than a remote control, I think us women have the upper hand. ::) Goat it seems like you need a helping hand. How about another handicap? ;) It will be nice to have another Hen around this coop :-* Lobster Man, just look at the picture, napping must be your thing because the blowjob was in your dreams, pal. [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 3:16pm I dont know i usually keep it in hand so the wife cant take off with it too! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by ..Danielle.. on Jan 5th, 2006, 3:52pm I sure hope your talking about the remote.... :o |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by vig on Jan 5th, 2006, 4:01pm [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 4:13pm Ok you can call it a remote, only bigger!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 5th, 2006, 4:26pm We are magicians, Scott... we've created the illusion to let you men think you're important! IP Logged -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ok Nani----put up your dukes" LOL |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 4:54pm Hmm.. I think you've missed the point girls. I don't think men HAVE got out of hand... rather I think it's their habit of taking themselves in hand which has given then delusions of grandeur and importance. ::) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 4:59pm you should see the delusion in my hand :o :o :o ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:02pm I should.. but I don't have my specs with me :P |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Cathi04 on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:08pm aHHH, GOBLIN...SOOO, that'S WHERE MY MAGNIFIERS WENT!!!!!!!!! Well, you just keep em.I'll go buy a new pair........... MEN! Legends in their own minds.........LOL>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;DCathi |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:11pm on 01/05/06 at 17:08:18, Cathi04 wrote:
Cathi I'm about to be profound.. are you ready for this?! In a tiny space any little thing can seem HUGE ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:12pm WOW--GOBLIN--THEY ARE TURNING ON YOU LIKE SAVAGE DOGS !!! DEFEND YOURSELF MAN !! |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:16pm Watch it Squibby.. you're next! :o |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:19pm Watch it Squibby.. you're next! -------------------------HEY I LIKE THAT NAME "SQUIBBEY !!!" IT HAS A NICE RING TO IT |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:20pm but in a large space it still looks huge ;;D :o |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:22pm and in an open air arena its a monster ;) :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:22pm Oh sorry fairy cakes.. me and my dirty mind! :-[ I didn't realise we were talking about your EGO ::) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:23pm you know there is a reason its called a remote ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:24pm smack the tv from my lazyboy across the room ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:25pm on 01/05/06 at 17:23:05, Goblin wrote:
yeah.. nothing of interest around it .. and a long way to go for not alot to do when you get there! ;;D edited to add a quote for clarity |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Goblin on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:32pm just got to remember it can make it there! ;) and it knows what to do once it arrives!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :o ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:34pm automatic pilot eh? no human intervention necessary? |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Charlie on Jan 5th, 2006, 6:27pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/wild girl.gifhttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/caveblob.jpg Charlie |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 5th, 2006, 6:37pm Men should be kept busy, give them something hands on ;) http://www.biarms.com/funny/iron%20man.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Charlie on Jan 5th, 2006, 7:13pm http://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/0riginals/diepig.gif?SSImageQuality=Fullhttp://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/mix/neanderthal.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Charlie |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by nani on Jan 5th, 2006, 7:30pm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/plantaman.gif |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jonny on Jan 5th, 2006, 7:36pm http://bestsmileys.com/notlistening/2.gif |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by stevegeebe on Jan 5th, 2006, 8:06pm and...? What? Steve G |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Cathi04 on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:38pm Jonny, that is ABSOLUTELY the funniest thing you have ever posted-and I have laughed at a lot of your posts....... lalal, lalalalalalala!!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Helen, darling, do let's remember, men are good for something........remember?? I cant- I was hoping you could!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (running out of firing range, in case the remotes are loaded) Cathi ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 5th, 2006, 11:22pm on 01/05/06 at 18:37:38, Jasmyn wrote:
http://www.chappellecenter.com/seasonone/episodes/images/109_3.jpg "She wears underwear with dickholes in 'em." |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Charlie on Jan 6th, 2006, 1:08am http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/lens.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/censor.gif?SSImageQuality=Fullhttp://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/user_submitted/nailbiting.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.schildersmilies.de/schilder/noooo.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Charlie |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:04am http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=funny+lobster/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=121qgdtdt/EXP=1136615899/*-http%3A//keithbergen.dyndns.org/lobsterzone.JPG :P Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? So oxygen can get to their brains 8)[smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 9:48am CHenz ,,,,, you can't eat just one!!!! ;;D :o :o |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 6th, 2006, 10:28am Men of the Year (ancient... you probably saw these already) http://www.cimpa.org/Husband%20of%20the%20year%20nr%203%20-%20Albania.jpg http://www.theinternetx.com/uploaded_images/husband1-778222.jpg http://www.mctherapy.com/images/Newsletter/Serbiahusband.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by vig on Jan 6th, 2006, 11:28am crackin' me up, people... keep up the good work |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by MJ on Jan 6th, 2006, 12:42pm on 01/05/06 at 15:10:27, Jasmyn wrote:
Thats what I heard Us men we allways have to decipher these things and you girls allways say we dont listen. Anonymous |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by MJ on Jan 6th, 2006, 12:53pm [quote author=LeLimey In a tiny space any little thing can seem HUGE ;;D [/quote] Heres what I heard. Like your mind. ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by MJ on Jan 6th, 2006, 1:10pm Ok I better stay over in the meds section now! |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Rock_Lobster on Jan 6th, 2006, 1:47pm ::) http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/US/Southwest/02/21/train.collision.ap/story.train.crash.ap.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 1:49pm CHenz have some trouble responding cause they is still trying to figure out how to make hand prints. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Some day they will figure it out. Actually they is conferencing but none of them can hear the others cause they is all talkn!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] 8) ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:07pm on 01/06/06 at 12:53:37, MJ wrote:
Well sweetie I may have a tiny mind, I won't dispute THAT.. but how much of a mind do I need to slap you down?! ::) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:16pm As you can see by the evidence, women have evolved, men just see banana and go "Ugh, ugh" ::) http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/Other%202/LADIE'S%20AND%20MEN'S%20REMOTE.jpg As with the example below, us women had to add prefixes like "men" to enhance the hearing of the male species. They only respond when they hear the men (and mom) word [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=men+funny/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=11qp8u0j2/EXP=1136660301/*-http%3A//www.gotlaughs.com/humor/men.jpg Men and ancient man always relied on the females opinion to have an ego. Now... well, adopt a friend ;) http://www.damegames.com/mentalk.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by MJ on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:31pm Lelimey no offense intended. Jasmyn the second remote is certainly a lot easier to use. Be gentle with us and we are just as easy. As to men being added as an afterthought remember if you read the bible. When god created the other half; Man looked up and said WHOA thats nice, For the next few days and hours he said woo woo thats even nicer. After a week or so of woo woo he sat back started listening and said OH WOE is me. and thats how the wo in woman came to be. |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:35pm I rest my case! When CHenz Attack!! part III kinda like when they go to the bathroom in flocks. [smiley=laugh.gif] are they worried that someone will hear them poot? bring a friend and that way noone knows for sure which one did it? ;) Or is it they dont trust the friend around thier man afraid she will strike once her back is turned? of course claim its the man they dont trust, but we know better dont we!!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D Face it CHenz you not only need us you want us but just cant admit it!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:40pm You poor delusional fool Goatie.. we regroup you silly sod!! |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:44pm I like to re-grope!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Again The CHenz have to re-grope and then then they start chattering as one they shall return! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:46pm Firstly MJ... God is a woman as no man can make a person, they simply don't have the tools. You have to be verbally and mentally superior, creative and have a sense of fashion plus humour, now we all know only a woman can be all of that. ::) Goat pout those flapping lips of yours so that I can remove your teeth! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:48pm on 01/06/06 at 14:46:42, Jasmyn wrote:
would that be these :-* or these [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:49pm besides I've removed most of them myself! ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:53pm Well Goat you're tendering to get a few organs removed as well :-* |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 2:54pm on 01/06/06 at 14:48:59, Ghost wrote:
Don't worry about the top pic Goatie. Jas only meant the pair you talk through |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:03pm I always get told to stop talkin outta me ass!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:05pm on 01/06/06 at 15:03:32, Ghost wrote:
You don't say?!! ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:07pm [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:08pm socks and duck tape works well in closing holes ::) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:10pm Jas.. trying to shut Goats gob with a sock is like trying to plug the grand canyon with a banana |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jonny on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:18pm This song goes out to ALL the Henz (Except for GSB :-*) http://media.putfile.com/Guns-N-Roses---I-Used-To-Love-Her ................................. [smiley=bigguns.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:20pm Helen, the reason he talks so much is maybe because of early childhood psychological trauma http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rst0072l.jpg [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:23pm on 01/06/06 at 15:18:56, Jonny wrote:
[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=moon.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:30pm Jonny you got the applause quite wrong [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] http://www.thejokester.net/images/clapon.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:32pm on 01/06/06 at 15:30:22, Jasmyn wrote:
So he can keep it up! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :o |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:41pm I can't post it because I don't have it on my PC.. but here you are - for ALL my lovely sisters here! Sisters by Eurythymics Now there was a time when they used to say That behind every – "great man." There had to be a – "great woman." But in these times of change you know That it‘s no longer true. So we‘re comin‘ out of the kitchen ‘Cause there‘s somethin‘ we forgot to say to you (we say) Sisters are doin‘ it for themselves. Standin‘ on their own two feet. And ringin‘ on their own bells. Sisters are doin‘ it for themselves. Now this is a song to celebrate The conscious liberation of the female state! Mothers – daughters and their daughters too. Woman to woman We‘re singin‘ with you. The "inferior sex" got a new exterior We got doctors, lawyers, politicians too. Everybody – take a look around. Can you see – can you see – can you see There‘s a woman right next to you. Sisters are doin‘ it for themselves. Standin‘ on their own two feet. And ringin‘ on their own bells. Sisters are doin‘ it for themselves. |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jasmyn on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:45pm on 01/06/06 at 15:41:05, LeLimey wrote:
I say Amen to that! [smiley=thumb.gif] |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 3:56pm on 01/06/06 at 15:41:05, LeLimey wrote:
There Fixed it!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 4:01pm http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/meninhamstercage.jpg |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by maffumatt on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:05pm i love women with character and fire................. |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jonny on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:08pm on 01/06/06 at 17:05:42, maffumatt wrote:
Suck up!!...LOL ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:19pm on 01/06/06 at 17:05:42, maffumatt wrote:
And I like CHenz cooked over a fire! ;) ;;D ;;D MMMMMmmmmm Finger lickin good! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by maffumatt on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:19pm shhh.........Davenport is right around the corner, I am trying to get off Helens list................ |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Jonny on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:20pm LMAO....Matt ;;D |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by Ghost on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:23pm Shoot I'm still waiting to see the list! she claims I am near the top but still no proff! CHenz that flock together feather together! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: How did men get so out of hand? Post by LeLimey on Jan 6th, 2006, 5:37pm Oh Mattimoo.. DavCon isn't your ONLY worry now is it?! ;) Ghost, you wait. Everything comes to those who wait 8) |
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