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(Message started by: JimLaff on Dec 30^th, 2005, 2:45pm)

Title: New Suit
Post by JimLaff on Dec 30^th, 2005, 2:45pm

Poor Joe "

> The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
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> news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
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> which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure
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> creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
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> remove the testicles."
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>
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> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
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> He had no choice but to go under the knife.
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>
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> When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in
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> 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
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> he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
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> He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
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>
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> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
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> suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
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> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
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>
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> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
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> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
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> Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
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> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
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> shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed
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> Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
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> Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
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> "Been in the business 60 years!"
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> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
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> Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
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> some new underwear?"
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> Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
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> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
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> 36."
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> Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you!!!....... I've worn size 34 since I was 18
> years
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> old."
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> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
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> would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
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> one hell of a headache."
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> New suit = $400
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> New shirt = $ 36
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> New underwear = $ 6
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> Second opinion PRICELESS

Title: Re: New Suit
Post by jimmymac on Mar 31^st, 2006, 10:52pm

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