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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Dec 30^th, 2005, 1:21pm)

Title: Samurai Competition
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 30^th, 2005, 1:21pm

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the world. Following a full year of tournaments only 3 candidates, a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai remained.

"I will employ each of you", said the emperor. "But first I need to find the most skilled to be my new head Samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.

The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out pops a fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly dropped to the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to demonstrate his skill.

The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and out pops another fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 3 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" The emperor then asked the Jewish Samurai demonstrate his skill.

The Jewish Samurai also opened his matchbox and out pops a third fly. Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh goes his sword but at best the fly is just staggering as it continues to buzz around the room.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: " With all of your fancy sword play, the fly still lives. How could you advance to this level after a full year of tournaments? ”

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Oh wise and powerful emperor, circumcision is not intended to kill"