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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Dec 18^th, 2005, 3:40am)

Title: Florida Hypnotist....
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Dec 18^th, 2005, 3:40am

Perhaps you have heard this.....but here goes......................................................................................................A magician/hypnotist did a trick at a florida retirement center..............he took out an old watch from his pocket and explained to the huge crowd that he could hypnotize everybody in the crowd, as long as they concentrated on the swinging watch.......he started swinging it back and forth and explained that this watch was in his family for many generations...he said over and over " you are getting sleepy" , " you will do whatever I tell you to do"-----the crowd became quiet, and everybody's eyes started to droop, and close...........just then the magician hit the watch against his other hand ,and it feel to the floor and smashed in several pieces---------in horror he yelled " SHIT!"----------------------------------------------------------------------------It took the officials two weeks to clean up the mess.