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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Dec 14th, 2005, 10:14pm)
Title: Christmas and St. Peter
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 14th, 2005, 10:14pm
Three men pass away on Christmas Eve and are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.

”As this is the holy season”, Saint Peter said, "in order to enter at this time of year, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. Flicking it on, “It represents a candle”, he said.

”You may pass through the Pearly Gates”, said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "These keys represent bells".

”You may pass through the Pearly Gates”, said Saint Peter.  

The third man started searched desperately through his pockets could only pull out a pair of women's panties.

Looking at the man with raised eyebrows, St. Peter asked "And just what are those supposed to symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol’s".
Title: Re: Christmas and St. Peter
Post by sandie99 on Dec 15th, 2005, 11:58am
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