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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Dec 14^th, 2005, 5:52pm)

Title: Replace Female Flight Attendants
Post by Sandy_C on Dec 14^th, 2005, 5:52pm

Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers!
> What the hell?
> The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
> They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
> consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women.
> And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would
start
> flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
> screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
>
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
> Why do I still have to do everything myself?
>
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton

Title: Re: Replace Female Flight Attendants
Post by JeffB on Dec 14^th, 2005, 7:39pm

Thats the most sensible idea I've heard since 9/11.