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(Message started by: Ghost on Dec 9^th, 2005, 10:44am)

Title: Young love
Post by Ghost on Dec 9^th, 2005, 10:44am

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold

Title: Re: Young love
Post by mynm156 on Dec 11^th, 2005, 12:21pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Young love
Post by burnt-toast on Dec 13^th, 2005, 5:15am

[smiley=laugh.gif] She's young - in time she'll learn to hide his hat ;).

Then they'll get married and when he comes in with either frozen hands or ears she'll just point to the dog. ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Young love
Post by sandie99 on Dec 15^th, 2005, 12:00pm

;;D

Title: Re: Young love
Post by zanychef on Dec 22^nd, 2005, 2:52pm

on a similar vein................
a man is taking a stroll through the countryside and see a farmer doing some plowing in the field without any trousers on,so he calls the farmer over and asks him 'why aren't you wearing any trousers?' to which the farmer replies.....'last week i went out and forgot to wear my scarf and got a stiff neck.... this is the wifes idea!!!!!'
;)