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(Message started by: mynm156 on Dec 7^th, 2005, 6:05pm)

Title: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by mynm156 on Dec 7^th, 2005, 6:05pm

Mine is "Excitement"

People speak your name in a whisper since exciting things are always centered around your presence. These wanna be-hangers on are just there to enjoy the ride!

Vital Gear
Includes a substantial line of credit at the best casino in town to play craps and roulette all night long.

http://www.austinpowers.com/cgi-bin/austin/spyname.cgi

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 7^th, 2005, 8:57pm

Barry "Unconquerable" Coles

You laugh in the face of adversity, knowing you will walk away without a scratch on you. Ninjas fear you and assassins can't be paid enough to confront you.

Vital Gear
Includes a tight shirt to show off your muscles, wrap around sunglasses and a cigar.

You gotta be jokin about the only thing that fits is the cigar. ;;D

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by LeLimey on Dec 8^th, 2005, 3:05pm

Le "Heroic" Limey

Never one to shrink from calamity, you emerge from the crowd and place yourself in danger to protect others. It's never for the glory, you just happen to be in the right place at the right time and take charge of the situation.

Vital Gear
Includes everyday clothes, willingness to help others and survival skills.

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by Redd715 on Dec 8^th, 2005, 5:54pm

Pegg "Intrigue" Flick

Social graces are your cup of tea and no one plays a better game of Risk. You are invited to all the upper echelon parties and know whose side to be on before all the votes are counted.

Vital Gear
Includes bribe money, an impressive gown or tuxedo and connections in the kitchen to get you out the back way.

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by mrs mac on Dec 9^th, 2005, 9:07pm

Sandra "Defiant" Mcdowell

You play by your own rules and to heck with the consequences. Some might call you rogue, but you see yourself as a shade of gray refusing to be defined. Authority is for the weak and you will do everything in your power to overcome 'the Man'.

Vital Gear
Includes a black leather jacket, tattoo and brooding presence.

mrs mac xxxxxxxx

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by Melissa on Dec 9^th, 2005, 10:48pm

I'm related to Helen. ;;D

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by Jimmy B. on Dec 11^th, 2005, 11:03am

Jimmy "Dashing" Bassett (Is that like "Dash Riprock") ;;D

You save the innocent victim with such a flair that they almost forget to get out of the line of fire as they are mesmerized by your performance. Enemies try to bring you low, but you will have none of that! Not when the music is swelling and there is a perfectly good chandelier to swing from!

Vital Gear
Includes a cape that swirls around you when you dance, pearl white teeth for heart-stopping smiles and a clean white shirt for all occasions.

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by sandie99 on Dec 15^th, 2005, 12:08pm

Mine is "Fearless" ;;D

Drawn to extreme sports, adventure and any other type of death defying stunts, you are the first in line to try the latest thrill. Whether it's bungee jumping in New Zealand and snowboarding in the Alps, you are ready for anything!

Vital Gear
Includes a first-aid kit, Gatorade and multi-pocketed cargo pants.

Sanna ;)

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by Jasmyn on Dec 21^st, 2005, 3:39am

Jazz "Dashing" Heide

You save the innocent victim with such a flair that they almost forget to get out of the line of fire as they are mesmerized by your performance. Enemies try to bring you low, but you will have none of that! Not when the music is swelling and there is a perfectly good chandelier to swing from!

Vital Gear
Includes a cape that swirls around you when you dance, pearl white teeth for heart-stopping smiles and a clean white shirt for all occasions.

Title: Re: Whats UR Spy name?
Post by imnotbub on Dec 21^st, 2005, 1:50pm

Bo "insaciable" Britches

You have an apetite for the finer things. Aquisition of everything is your goal. Every woman wants you, and you like it that way. Pleasing them is second to pleasing yourself. The conquest is better than the chase.

Vital Gear: Company credit card, Tear away clothes, Viagra