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(Message started by: mynm156 on Dec 4th, 2005, 3:10pm)

Title: HUMAN RESOURCES
Post by mynm156 on Dec 4th, 2005, 3:10pm
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
          INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
                    INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
        INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
                       INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
               INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
                INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
                 INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
                        INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
                    INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
           INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
                INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
                      INSTEAD FO: Eat sh__ and die.

13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
                         INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
                    INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
                    INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
                   INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
            INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
                        INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

                                Thank You,
                             Human Resources

Title: Re: HUMAN RESOURCES
Post by sandie99 on Dec 5th, 2005, 3:32am
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