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(Message started by: BlueMeanie on Nov 15^th, 2005, 7:08pm)

Title: Health Insurance
Post by BlueMeanie on Nov 15^th, 2005, 7:08pm

Health Insurance

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results.

The lab technician says to him, "I'm very sorry; sir, but we've had a bit of problem. At the same time we sent your wife's samples to the lab, the lab also received samples from another Mrs. Smith, and now we're not sure which results are your wife's. But, frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"

"What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.

"Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. And he can't tell which your wife's test is."

"This is terrible!" cries Mr. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"

"Normally, yes," says the technician, "but you have Blue Cross Health Care, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.

"Blue Cross recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.

If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

Title: Re: Health Insurance
Post by LeLimey on Nov 16^th, 2005, 1:04pm

I don't really know who is the more twisted... you for telling it or me for laughing ::)

Title: Re: Health Insurance
Post by Ronny on Nov 16^th, 2005, 5:24pm

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