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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 24^th, 2005, 8:33pm)

Title: Aussie Love Poem
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 24^th, 2005, 8:33pm

AUSSIE LOVE POEM

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING

YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD

AND WHEN I SAY YOUR GORGEOUS

I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD

SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE

I DON'T MIND A BIT OF FLAB

IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY

THERES SOMETHING THERE TO GRAB>

SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE

I TELL YA , I DON'T CARE

SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA

I CAN GET MY ARMS ROUND THERE

NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE

HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS

THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY

BUT I KNOW YOU DID YOUR BEST

I'M TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW

NEVER TELL YA LIES

I THINK ITS VERY SEXY

THAT YOU'VE GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS

I SWEAR ON ME NANNA'S GRAVE NOW

THE MOMENT THAT WE MET

I THOUGHT U WAS A S GOOD AS I

WAS EVER GONNA GET

NO MATTER WOT YA LOOK LIKE

I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR

NOW SHUTUP WHILE THE FOOTYS ON

AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!

Title: Re: Aussie Love Poem
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 25^th, 2005, 3:29am

Re Aussie foreplay:

Urban myth - "Brace yourself, sheila."

Urban fact - "Eh, you awake?" and decent blokes like myself commonly wait for a reply.

Title: Re: Aussie Love Poem
Post by zanychef on Oct 25^th, 2005, 2:45pm

but you dont care if theres no answe either [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Aussie Love Poem
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 29^th, 2005, 11:14pm

ROFLMAO!!!

Title: Re: Aussie Love Poem
Post by mynm156 on Nov 7^th, 2005, 1:11pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]