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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Oct 20^th, 2005, 9:12pm)

Title: Three women in a bath
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 20^th, 2005, 9:12pm

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY -- WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. ?I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

Title: Re: Three women in a bath
Post by Heather75 on Oct 21^st, 2005, 12:20am

LOL! That was really good!

Title: Re: Three women in a bath
Post by sandie99 on Oct 23^rd, 2005, 9:42am

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Title: Re: Three women in a bath
Post by burnt-toast on Oct 24^th, 2005, 7:57pm

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Snarrk [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom