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(Message started by: Kate in Oz on Oct 9^th, 2005, 9:04am)

Title: Shit Happens...
Post by Kate in Oz on Oct 9^th, 2005, 9:04am

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.

;;D anyone I haven't offended?
:P just jokes...

Edited: once again cos I am a twit, confirmed ::)

Title: Re: Shit Happens...
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 9^th, 2005, 9:25am

TV Evangelist: "Shit happens, so send your gift to me here at ....."

Optimist: Sure, but there's a pony in there somewhere.

Philosopher: Shit happens and there are explanations to be debated.

Government: Shit happens so we'll form a committee ....

Nelson's proctologist; "I see no shits."

Title: Re: Shit Happens...
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 11^th, 2005, 7:26am

Hrmmm... Maybe I'm a Rastafarian, after all! :o [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Shit Happens...
Post by sandie99 on Oct 16^th, 2005, 4:23am

Shit happends to good people... ;;D